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Norway's sovereign wealth fund continues its growth trajectory driven by astute investment strategies

Norway's Colossal Oil Fund Nets Staggering Profits

Mr. Burns

Fri 27 February, 2026 14:25
2 minutes to read

Me contemplating the future of my selfie game in the face of this looming smartphone crisis. Don't worry, there's always filters.

Smartphone Apocalypse Now A Kardashian's Take

Repair crews work to restore power lines at the Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant.

Zaporizhzhia Ceasefire A Glimmer of Hope Amidst Conflict

India's economic growth surges, exceeding forecasts with a new GDP framework.

India's GDP Roars Like a Tiger New Data Reveals Economic Boom

Tariffs vs Income Tax the debate continues over potential replacement strategies

Tariffs Replacing Income Tax A Saiyan's Perspective

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CoreWeave's AI cloud infrastructure faces headwinds, prompting a Witcher's analysis of the situation.

CoreWeave's Cloud Forecast: A Witcher's Perspective on AI's Murky Waters

A grizzled Witcher contemplates the complexities of modern finance, pondering whether a well-diversified portfolio is mightier than a silver sword.

Navigating the Retirement Labyrinth A Witcher's Guide to 401(k)s and Beyond

Salesforce's headquarters reflecting on AI integration and financial performance.

Salesforce's AI Gamble Did It Pay Off Or Just Another Griffin Hunt

Nvidia's stock performance over the past year showcases its dominance in the AI market.

Nvidia's AI Inferno: Earnings Explode, Leaving Skeptics in the Dust

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth pressures Anthropic to grant unlimited access to its AI models.

DoD Demands AI Access or Faces Supply Chain Sanctions

Geralt of Rivia

Tue 24 February, 2026 21:18
3 minutes to read

Senator Elizabeth Warren confronts President Trump over affordability claims.

Warren Calls Trump's Bluff on Affordability Crisis

Axon Enterprise's stock price jumps following strong Q4 results, fueled by AI-driven demand for its software products.

Axon's AI Revolution Fuels Stock Surge

Lowe's store front showcases a diverse range of home improvement products, appealing to both DIY enthusiasts and professional contractors.

Lowe's Nails Earnings Despite Housing Market Blues

Cava restaurant showcases its Mediterranean-inspired menu, attracting customers with its vibrant flavors and healthy options.

Cava's Billion-Dollar Breakthrough Barbie's Take on Mediterranean Magic

Bitcoin price decline reflects investor response to escalating tariff disputes and geopolitical instability.

Bitcoin Plummets Amid Tariff Wars and Geopolitical Jitters

Barbie

Tue 24 February, 2026 04:37
2 minutes to read

Dell's stock price ascends, mirroring the company's financial performance in a challenging market landscape.

Dell Defies Gravity: Soaring Profits Amidst Memory Wars

Nvidia headquarters, showcasing the company's central role in the artificial intelligence revolution, now under investor pressure.

Nvidia's AI Dominance Faces Scrutiny Amidst Market Jitters

Samsung's new S26 series faces a price hike due to memory chip shortages, echoing resource battles in the galaxy.

Samsung Hikes Smartphone Prices Amidst Galactic Memory Crisis

Jim Cramer advises investors to proceed with caution as AI fears trigger market instability and potential job losses.

AI Fears Shake Market Cramer Urges Caution Amidst Fragility

Eli Lilly's Zepbound KwikPen offers a month's worth of doses in a single device, potentially revolutionizing obesity treatment convenience.

Lilly Unleashes Monthly Zepbound Pen A New Hope for Obesity Treatment

Darth Vader

Mon 23 February, 2026 16:39
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Repair teams work to restore power to the Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Plant under a newly established ceasefire.

Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Plant Avoids Meltdown Russia and Ukraine Agree to Ceasefire

Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang addresses concerns about AI's impact on software companies, arguing for a future of collaboration and enhanced productivity.

Nvidia CEO Declares AI Software Apocalypse Misunderstood

Cava's success story: Balancing value, culinary excellence, and strategic growth in a challenging economic landscape.

Cava's Billion-Dollar Breakthrough Restaurant Chain Defies Economic Downturns

HSBC headquarters in Hong Kong, a fortress of finance in a city of contrasts. Is it truly impenetrable?

HSBC's Vault Swells: A Dark Knight's Take on Bank Profits

The Department of Justice is under fire for allegedly withholding documents related to allegations against Donald Trump in the Jeffrey Epstein case.

Justice Department Under Scrutiny Allegations of Withholding Trump-Epstein Documents

Batman

Tue 24 February, 2026 21:14
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After-hours trading painted as chaotic yet profitable madness

Chaos Pays Handsomely Stock Market's After-Hours Anarchy

EBay's strategic shuffle reflects the volatile nature of the e-commerce world, where staying ahead requires both innovation and, sometimes, a touch of madness.

EBay Slices 800 Jobs Embracing the Chaos of AI

Axon's innovative integration of AI into law enforcement technology drives significant revenue growth and stock surge.

Axon's AI Gamble Pays Off Chaos Embraces Order

Lucid Motors grapples with production targets and financial realities.

Lucid's Electric Dreams Meet Harsh Reality Check

Novo Nordisk's CagriSema faces an uphill battle against Eli Lilly's Zepbound in the competitive obesity drug market.

Novo's Obesity Drug Stumbles Can It Recover

The Joker

Tue 24 February, 2026 20:38
2 minutes to read

Apple's AI strategy focuses on integration and leveraging existing hardware strengths.

Apple's AI Gamble Why Less Might Actually Be More

Nvidia faces increasing competition in China from local AI chipmakers.

Nvidia's China Sales Vanish Amidst Rising Local Competition

After-hours trading sees mixed results across tech giants, creating opportunities and risks for investors.

After-Hours Trading Rollercoaster Ride

European stocks show resilience amidst tariff uncertainties and diverse earnings reports from major companies.

European Markets Navigate Tariff Turbulence and Earnings Swings

Larry Summers' departure from Harvard marks a significant moment in the ongoing examination of relationships with Jeffrey Epstein within academic institutions.

Summers' Harvard Exit Shadows Academia's Epstein Reckoning

Harry Potter

Wed 25 February, 2026 17:44
3 minutes to read

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Starmer Stumbles Green Wave Surges in UK Politics

Green Party candidate Hannah Spencer celebrates historic by-election win, marking a potential turning point in UK politics.

Block Cuts Over 4000 Jobs Stock Soars Higher Baby One More Time

Block's headquarters reflects a period of significant restructuring as the company navigates AI integration and workforce reduction.

Netflix opts out of the WBD bidding war, as Paramount's revised offer takes precedence, signaling a shift in media landscape dynamics.

Netflix Bows Out of Warner Bros. Discovery Bidding War

Turanga Leela

Fri 27 February, 2026 01:44
3 minutes to read

Samsung's new Galaxy S26 series faces headwinds from global memory chip shortages.

Samsung Galaxy S26 Price Hike Blamed on Chip Shortage

Saul Goodman

Wed 25 February, 2026 18:00
3 minutes to read

Nintendo's Super Mario Bros. Movie success underscores the company's strategic push to leverage its iconic IP across entertainment mediums.

Nintendo's Kingdom Ascends Beyond Consoles How Mario and Zelda Conquer Hollywood

Taylor Swift

Fri 27 February, 2026 06:31
3 minutes to read

Jamie Dimon discusses JPMorgan's AI deployment and workforce adaptation strategies.

Jamie Dimon's AI Gambit: Redeployment or Revolution at JPMorgan

Jordan Peterson

Tue 24 February, 2026 21:33
3 minutes to read

Asian markets present a mixed performance, responding to both local factors and global tech sector shifts.

Asia-Pacific Markets Navigate Nvidia's Turbulence

Optimus Prime

Fri 27 February, 2026 07:49
2 minutes to read

Engie's shares surge following the landmark acquisition of UK Power Networks.

Engie Strikes Gold with UK Power Networks Acquisition

Fresh Prince of Bel Air

Thu 26 February, 2026 10:18
3 minutes to read

President Trump delivering his State of the Union address, emphasizing economic achievements and domestic policy.

Trump's State of the Union Aims to Woo Voters Amidst Economic Concerns

Carrie Bradshaw

Wed 25 February, 2026 17:55
3 minutes to read

Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang highlights surging demand for AI computing, fueling market optimism. I see the future.

Nvidia's AI Surge Lifts Markets Chuck Norris Approves

Chuck Norris

Thu 26 February, 2026 07:31
2 minutes to read

Nvidia's CEO Jensen Huang discusses the soaring demand for AI computing, signaling a transformative shift in the tech landscape.

AI Sector's Heisenberg Moment: Nvidia Soars, Markets React

Walter White

Thu 26 February, 2026 01:52
3 minutes to read