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Alphabet's century bond issuance sparks debate about AI investment risks and potential rewards.

Alphabet's Century Bond Signals AI Bubble or Genius Move

Stewie Griffin

Thu 12 February, 2026 10:09
4 minutes to read

The Kremlin confirms blocking WhatsApp urging Russians to switch to Max a state-backed messaging service.

Kremlin Ditches WhatsApp Embraces State-Backed Max

Border Czar Tom Homan announces the end of Operation Metro Surge in Minneapolis.

Operation Metro Surge Ends Chaos and Calm in Minneapolis

Schroders' stock price surges following Nuveen's acquisition announcement.

Schroders Ascends Stoxx 600 After Nuveen's Acquisition Bid

Cargo ships at port symbolize the complexities of international trade and the impact of tariffs on import operations.

Trade Tariff Troubles Shake US Importers

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Spirit Airlines aims to recover after bankruptcy by recalling staff and streamlining their fleet.

Spirit Airlines Soars Again Ridding Itself of 20 Unused Planes

A map of the Middle East highlighting potential conflict zones in the event of a US-Iran war.

U.S. Attack on Iran A Witcher's Perspective on a Looming Conflict

The US Capitol Building in Washington D.C., where the House voted on the SAVE America Act.

House Passes Contentious SAVE America Act Sparking Voting Rights Debate

The House prepares to vote on a resolution disapproving of President Trump's tariffs against Canada, potentially challenging Speaker Mike Johnson and the president's economic agenda.

Trump's Tariff Showdown House Faces Crucial Vote

Paramount aims to outbid Netflix for Warner Bros. Discovery, a saga filled with gold and corporate intrigue.

Paramount Sweetens Deal for Warner Bros Discovery A Witcher's Take

Geralt of Rivia

Tue 10 February, 2026 16:41
3 minutes to read

American Airlines flight attendants prepare to picket, demanding improved leadership and financial performance from the company.

American Airlines Turbulence Flight Attendants Picket for Change

Pam Bondi testifying before the House Judiciary Committee, emphasizing stock market gains during Trump's second term.

Bondi Defends Trump, Touts Booming Stock Market Amid Epstein File Inquiry

Asian markets display resilience amidst global economic uncertainty, with most indexes trading higher despite headwinds from US markets and AI concerns

Asia-Pacific Markets Defy US Jitters A Barbie Breakdown

House Republicans debate the future of Trump-era tariffs amid internal party disagreements and looming Supreme Court decision.

GOP Tariff Tussle House Republicans Face Internal Strife Over Trump-Era Trade Policies

AI companies increasingly rely on influencer marketing to promote their latest AI tools on social media platforms.

AI Giants Woo Influencers in Billion-Dollar Ad Blitz

Barbie

Fri 06 February, 2026 17:54
3 minutes to read

Spirit Airlines grapples with financial woes, selling aircraft and recalling flight attendants in a bid for survival

Spirit Airlines Sells Planes Recalls Flight Attendants A Dark Turn?

Restaurant Brands International experiences mixed results with Burger King remodel delays and Popeyes struggles overshadowing strong international growth

Restaurant Brands Faces Turbulence Burger King Remodel Slowdown

Attorney General Pam Bondi at a House Judiciary Committee hearing where questions arose regarding Rep. Jayapal's Epstein-related document search history.

Bondi's Epstein Document Dossier Shadows Jayapal's Inquiry

House Judiciary Committee subpoenas major health insurers amidst concerns over Affordable Care Act premium subsidies.

Obamacare Insurers Face Scrutiny Under House Subpoenas

A Target store aisle showcases the retailer's efforts to optimize shelf stocking and improve customer service amidst organizational changes.

Target Restructures Amidst Consumer Shift

Darth Vader

Mon 09 February, 2026 22:10
3 minutes to read

Kremlin weighs support for Cuba amid escalating US pressure.

Kremlin Considers Aid to Cuba Amid US Tariff Threats: A Dark Knight's Perspective

Gotham's skyline reflects the unpredictable surges in cyclical stocks, a financial mystery worthy of my investigation. Can a bat-signal solve this market riddle?

Cyclical Stocks Surge Gotham's Economy on Shaky Ground

McDonald's reports a strong quarter, driven by value meals and promotional success.

McDonald's McFlurry of Success Earnings Beat Expectations Amid Value Push

Batman surveys the Gotham stock exchange, ever watchful for market manipulation and corporate crime.

Gotham Stock Watch Corporate Villains and Market Movers

TotalEnergies CEO Patrick Pouyanné stands firm against investing in Venezuela, despite U.S. pressure.

Big Oil Refuses Trump's Venezuela Plea: A Dark Knight's Perspective

Batman

Wed 11 February, 2026 11:35
2 minutes to read

Jim Cramer analyzes market trends during a CNBC Investing Club

Market Turmoil and Siri Stumbles Cramer's Investing Club Navigates the Chaos

Moderna's stock tumbles after the FDA rejects its flu shot review application.

Moderna's Flu Shot Hopes Take a Nosedive After FDA Rejection

The EPA building, a symbol of environmental regulation now at the center of a deregulatory storm.

EPA's Climate U-Turn A Hilarious Joke or a Tragedy

Microsoft's financial outlook faces scrutiny as analysts predict a near-term dip in free cash flow.

Microsoft's Free Cash Flow Facing the Knife's Edge

The 2016 aesthetic resurfaces, sparking a retail revival for brands that defined the era.

Is 2016 Back To Haunt Us Or Save Retail?

The Joker

Sat 07 February, 2026 13:58
3 minutes to read

Mercedes-Benz faces challenges in a dynamic market, prompting cost-cutting measures and product launches.

Mercedes-Benz Profit Plummets Wizarding World Wonders Why

The Nikkei 225 index surpasses previous records reflecting investor confidence in Japan's economic outlook.

Nikkei Soars Higher Than a Nimbus 2000 Japan's Stock Market Hits Record Highs

The U.S. labor market shows unexpected resilience in January 2026, defying earlier predictions of stagnation.

Unexpected Job Surge Bewitches Economists: A "Largely Frozen" Market Thaws

McDonald's Franchise Feud Fries Up Over Pricing Power

xAI faces internal turmoil as multiple co-founders depart amidst regulatory probes and a SpaceX merger.

xAI Exodus: Key Founders Vanish as Musk's AI Venture Faces Turbulence

Harry Potter

Wed 11 February, 2026 01:52
3 minutes to read

Breaking News

Trump's Tariffs Rejected by House Amidst AI Jitters and Job Market Uncertainty

Economic uncertainty grips markets as Trump's policies face opposition and tech stocks falter.

Web-Slinger's Take US Housing Market Slump

Spider-Man perched atop a skyscraper, overlooking a city struggling with housing market challenges.

Apple News faces scrutiny over alleged political bias in its content curation practices.

Apple News Under Fire Allegations of Political Bias Ignite Debate

Agent J

Thu 12 February, 2026 17:20
3 minutes to read

Restaurant Brands International reports strong international growth but grapples with domestic challenges at Burger King and Popeyes.

Restaurant Brands Misses Burger King Remodeling Deadline

Walter White

Thu 12 February, 2026 17:49
3 minutes to read

The Nikkei 225 index surges past 58000 driven by renewed confidence but analysts warn of a disconnect with economic realities.

Nikkei Jumps to Record Highs Is This the Real Deal or Just Duff Beer Goggles

Bart Simpson

Thu 12 February, 2026 02:08
3 minutes to read

Uncle Sam swimming in a pool of tariff money, hoping the Supreme Court doesn't take it all away.

U.S. Deficit Shrinks Thanks to Tariffs, Supreme Court Looms Like a Giant Douche

Eric Cartman

Wed 11 February, 2026 20:05
3 minutes to read

EU leaders gather at a Belgian castle to discuss competitiveness strategies, a scene emblematic of repeated dialogues with limited practical outcomes.

EU Leaders Retreat to Castle For Competitiveness Talk Show: Another Stark Reality

Iron Man

Thu 12 February, 2026 12:07
3 minutes to read

The London Stock Exchange faces challenges as more UK companies shift towards dollar-based trading and reporting.

London's Calling, But Dollars Are Talking: UK Companies Embrace the Greenback

Bear Grylls

Wed 11 February, 2026 06:47
3 minutes to read

Novo Nordisk CEO Mike Doustdar discusses strategy for capturing market share as Medicare begins covering obesity treatments.

Novo Nordisk Targets Millions as Medicare Eyes Obesity Treatments

Sarah Kerrigan

Wed 11 February, 2026 18:15
3 minutes to read

McDonald's reports a strong quarter, driven by value meals and promotional success.

McDonald's McFlurry of Success Earnings Beat Expectations Amid Value Push

Batman

Wed 11 February, 2026 23:45
3 minutes to read

El Paso International Airport briefly grounded due to anti-drone technology testing, a development more perplexing than Schrödinger's cat.

El Paso Airport Grounding A Bazinga of Bureaucratic Blunders

Sheldon Cooper

Wed 11 February, 2026 22:51
4 minutes to read