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Two guys got caught tryin' to steal treasures with fake promises! They're goin' to jail, and I'm gonna eat! image
Energy

Shishishi! Crypto Crooks Busted! More Meat for the Marines!

  • Tue 08 July, 2025 22:30
  • 2 minutes to read
Batman analyzes Jim Cramer's Charitable Trust selling Coterra Energy shares at a loss, offering his dark, satirical take on market volatility and investment strategies. image
Energy

Gotham's Dark Knight Dumps Energy Stock! Is Your Portfolio Safe?

  • Tue 08 July, 2025 17:39
  • 3 minutes to read
Tesla's stock takes a nosedive as Elon Musk focuses on his new political party, leaving investors twitchier than a Jawa in a sandstorm. image
Energy

This is the Way... Down: Musk's Political Detour Sends Tesla Stock Tumbling!

  • Tue 08 July, 2025 14:31
  • 3 minutes to read
Princess Zelda analyzes Jack Dorsey's new decentralized messaging app, finding potential for Hyrule's communication needs... and maybe Link's inability to respond to texts. image
Energy

Hyrule's Hero Declares: Bitchat, a Messenger Fit for a Post-Calamity World!

  • Mon 07 July, 2025 18:07
  • 3 minutes to read
Looks like Elon's decided Mars ain't enough. He's jumping into politics with the 'American Party,' and things are gettin' looney! image
Energy

Eh, What's Up With This American Party, Doc? Musk's New Gig!

  • Mon 07 July, 2025 06:31
  • 2 minutes to read
Elon Musk, fresh from a breakup, establishes the 'American Party,' drawing ire from Donald Trump amidst global tariff tensions and financial market jitters. image
Energy

Elementary, My Dear Musk: Tech Titan Launches American Party, Trump in a Tizzy!

  • Mon 07 July, 2025 06:31
  • 3 minutes to read
The world's richest man starts a political party post-breakup, focusing on a few key races. Meanwhile, Trump's tariffs loom, OPEC+ boosts oil output, and CEOs rethink their strategies. image
Energy

Elon's American Party: More Likely to Colonize Mars Than Congress?

  • Mon 07 July, 2025 00:55
  • 3 minutes to read
That Elon Musk, richer than all the clams in Bedrock, is startin' his own political shindig! Is this guy crazy, or just plain loco? Let's dive in, Bedrock style! image
Energy

Yabba Dabba Doo! Elon Musk Starts a Political Party!

  • Mon 07 July, 2025 00:55
  • 2 minutes to read
Eight oil-producing nations from OPEC+ decided to crank up crude production, and I'm here to tell you why it matters, with a bit of Shelby flair. image
Energy

OPEC+ Digs Deeper: A Shelby Company Limited Analysis of Oil's Next Move

  • Sat 05 July, 2025 11:06
  • 2 minutes to read
Your fave billionaire breaks down OPEC+'s oil production increase, economic impacts, and why it matters for your summer road trips – and maybe my next private jet fill-up! image
Energy

Like, Oil's Up, Prices Are Down? Decoding OPEC+ Drama For My Besties

  • Sat 05 July, 2025 10:18
  • 3 minutes to read

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