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Jeff Bezos unloads a chunk of Amazon stock, fueling speculation and wedding bill payments. Optimus Prime investigates. image

Bezos Cashes Out: Is Amazon Prime About to Get a New Meaning?

Tue 08 July, 2025 21:47
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Southeast Asia navigates the AI landscape, leveraging both U.S. and Chinese technologies while forging its own path in development and regulation. image

Southeast Asia's AI Balancing Act: More Than Meets the Eye!

Tue 08 July, 2025 09:14
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A deep dive into Schlumberger's 2025 outlook, balancing growth, geopolitical risks, and potential opportunities. image

Schlumberger's Energy Tango: More Than Meets the Eye!

Mon 07 July, 2025 14:38
3 minutes to read

South Korea's former President Yoon Suk Yeol is in hot water over insurrection charges, leading to a detention request. Can his legal team transform the situation? image

Yoon Suk Yeol Faces the Matrix of Leadership... Or Just Arrest!

Sun 06 July, 2025 10:25
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A deep dive into the U.S.-Vietnam trade pact, exploring its implications for China, Southeast Asia, and the global trade landscape. Is it a clever strategy or a dangerous game? image

Trump's Vietnam Gambit: More Than Meets the Eye in Trade War Tactics

Fri 04 July, 2025 10:53
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Optimus Prime analyzes the surprising resilience of the June job market, the implications for interest rates, and the ongoing economic battle between robots in disguise... wait, no, tariffs and inflation! image

Freedom is the Right of All Sentient Sparks... and Solid Job Growth! Optimus Prime Reports on the June Labor Market

Thu 03 July, 2025 14:01
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Constellation Brands reports a drop in beer sales, citing concerns among Hispanic consumers due to immigration policies and economic fears. Is this a Decepticon plot, or just the market at work? image

Freedom Isn't Free, But Beer Sales Are Apparently Down: Trump's Policies Hit Constellation Brands!

Wed 02 July, 2025 20:21
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A look at the new U.S. bill aiming to boost domestic semiconductor manufacturing with increased tax credits, sparking a political showdown and industry scramble. image

Trump's Chip Bill: More Than Meets the Eye! Can It Save Humanity...From Chip Shortages?

Wed 02 July, 2025 06:23
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An Autobot's perspective on how Trump's trade policies are turning the online shopping world upside down, except for that one section on groceries. image

Trump Tariffs Trigger E-Commerce Apocalypse Now! (But Grocery Still Lives!)

Tue 01 July, 2025 13:14
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Former President Trump takes to Truth Social to critique AT&T's service, hinting at switching carriers and raising eyebrows with the promotion of Trump Mobile. image

Freedom is the Right of All Sentient Beings... Especially When Making Phone Calls! Trump Slams AT&T!

Mon 30 June, 2025 19:45
2 minutes to read