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Tesla's stock takes a dive as Elon Musk focuses on political ambitions, raising concerns among investors. CHENQUI! image

Elon Musk is Going to Politics? Is Big Problem for Tesla, VERY NICE!

Tue 08 July, 2025 14:31
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Tesla shares facing a downward spiral as Elon Musk's new political party venture raises concerns among investors. Like throwing a Jew down a well! image

Elon Musk is No Good, Very Bad! Tesla Stock Plummets Faster Than My Sister's Chances of Marrying George Clooney!

Tue 08 July, 2025 14:31
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Borat reports on Trump's new 25% tariffs on imports from Japan and South Korea, questioning if it's 'very niiice' or a 'great success' for the United States. image

Jagshemash! Trump Slaps Japan and South Korea with Tariffs - Is Very Niiiiice, or Great Success?

Mon 07 July, 2025 18:13
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European banks are swimming in ????? (money), but some smart people are saying this party might be ending soon. Is nice! image

Jagshemash! European Banks Making More Money Than Borat at a Kazak Wedding!

Sun 06 July, 2025 23:17
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Borat reports on how European banks are having a very good time making lots of money, but maybe not for much longer, is nice but also sad! image

Jagshemash! European Banks Making Big Money, Very Nice!

Sun 06 July, 2025 23:17
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Tesla boss Elon Musk agrees with Senator Rand Paul that President Trump's new bill is very bad for the United States, like gypsies stealing your wife! image

Elon Musk Screams: Trump's Bill Is Making America Like My Kazakhstan! Very Bad!

Fri 04 July, 2025 15:08
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Retailers breathe slightly less stinky air as Trump's Vietnam tariffs are merely bad, not 'destroy all businesses' bad. But prices still go up, just like my sister's wedding dress! image

Trump Makes Big Kazakstan-Style Deal with Vietnam, Is Less Bad Than Torture Chamber!

Thu 03 July, 2025 15:53
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Borat reports on the wild world of Wall Street, where Amazon soars, Apple stumbles, and Vietnam gets the Trump treatment! image

Great Success! Stocks Go Up, Just Like My Enthusiasm for Pamela Anderson!

Thu 03 July, 2025 00:16
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Borat reports on how falling mortgage rates are making homeowners happier than seeing Pamela Anderson on a beach, but new home buyers still have 'tsuris'. image

Jagshemash! Mortgage Rates Do the Backstroke, Homeowners Say 'Chenqui'!

Wed 02 July, 2025 12:07
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Borat reports on the crumbling American infrastructure, climate change woes, and why your bridge might melt like ice cream in July. image

U.S. Infrastructure: Is Big Problem! Like Trying to Kiss My Sister!

Tue 01 July, 2025 16:24
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