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Naruto Uzumaki reports on the stir caused by Robinhood's tokenized shares of private companies like OpenAI, and whether it's a jutsu too far! image

Believe It! Robinhood's Risky Business: Is This Token Idea a Shadow Clone or the Real Deal?

Tue 08 July, 2025 13:25
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Naruto here, reporting on Robinhood's CEO downplaying the fact that their OpenAI and SpaceX tokenized shares aren't exactly equity, leaving investors scratching their heads like they're trying to figure out a complicated jutsu! image

Believe It! Robinhood's Token Shares: Are They Real or Just a Shadow Clone?

Tue 08 July, 2025 13:25
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Apple's 'F1' movie is burning rubber at the box office, leaving competitors in the dust and proving that even tech giants can dream big in Hollywood! image

Believe It! Apple's 'F1' Movie Speeds Past Rivals, Becoming Their Number One!

Mon 07 July, 2025 16:41
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Apple's 'F1' movie burns rubber at the box office, leaving competitors like Ridley Scott's 'Napoleon' eating its dust and proving streaming services can make big-screen magic! image

Believe It! Apple's 'F1' Movie Speeds Past Rivals to Become Their Hokage-Level Hit!

Mon 07 July, 2025 16:41
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The BRICS nations gathered to discuss global issues, but even with concerns about tariffs and geopolitical tensions, they're playing it cool to avoid upsetting anyone, especially not a certain someone with a hairstyle even wilder than mine! image

Believe It! BRICS Summit Condemns Tariffs and... Whoa, No Rasengan on Trump?!

Sun 06 July, 2025 19:21
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Turns out, just having a fancy diploma isn't enough to become Hokage—er, get a job! Companies want to see you in action, not just hear about it. image

Believe It! Degrees Shm-grees! Experience is the New Rasengan for Landing Jobs!

Fri 04 July, 2025 06:39
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The S&P 500 hits record highs, but Delta Air Lines lags behind. Is it a hidden gem or a chump? image

Believe It! S&P 500 Soars Like My Rasengan, But Delta's Stuck in the Mud!

Thu 03 July, 2025 15:35
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Lucid Motors faces delivery setbacks due to economic pressures and tariffs, leaving them feeling more like a genin than a Hokage! image

Believe It! Lucid Dreams of Deliveries, But Wall Street's Got a Rasengan to Their Plans!

Wed 02 July, 2025 20:42
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AstraZeneca considers ditching London for Wall Street, leaving the UK financial scene in a potential state of disarray, making even Naruto nervous! image

Believe It! Is London's Stock Exchange About to Vanish Like a Rasengan?

Wed 02 July, 2025 12:17
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A federal judge blocked the Trump administration's plan to reorganize the Department of Health and Human Services, saving thousands of jobs and key programs from being dismantled. Dattebayo! image

Believe It! Trump's HHS Overhaul Jutsu Blocked by Judge! (And 10,000 Jobs Saved!)

Tue 01 July, 2025 18:07
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