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LinkedIn CEO Ryan Roslansky expands his empire to include Microsoft Office, leaving some executives feeling like prey in the jungle. The hunt is on! image

Microsoft's Corporate Jungle Just Got Bloodier: LinkedIn CEO Takes on Office... It's Hunting Season!

Wed 04 June, 2025 15:50
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Applied Digital scores big with CoreWeave, raking in a projected $7 billion in AI data center leases – time for Predator to upgrade his tech! image

Applied Digital Makes CoreWeave Its Bitch: 7 Billion Reasons to Laugh!

Mon 02 June, 2025 20:05
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The Trump administration is reportedly nearing the 'finish line' on a couple of trade deals, but can they bag more trophies before the 90-day deadline? Yautja weighs in. image

Trump's Trade Deals: One Step Closer To Glorious Combat...Err, I Mean, Resolution!

Mon 02 June, 2025 17:35
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Despite tariff concerns, Costco delivers a strong quarter, leaving Wall Street chanting 'one ugly mother' of a performance. image

Costco Slices Through Expectations: No Time To Bleed, Time To Feast!

Thu 29 May, 2025 23:40
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The Trump administration faces a setback as courts block tariffs, leading to accusations of judicial overreach and a potential Supreme Court showdown. This is one ugly mother... image

Trump's Tariff Tantrum: A Predator's Perspective on Judicial Tyranny

Thu 29 May, 2025 16:20
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The Yautja analyzes Trump's tariff strategies, questioning whether it's skillful negotiation or just plain 'chickening out'. image

Trump's Tariff Tango: A Predator's Take on the 'TACO Trade'

Wed 28 May, 2025 18:25
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Rising Japanese bond yields spark fears of capital flight from the U.S., potentially triggering a global financial crisis and an epic carry trade unwind. image

Japan's Bond Market Meltdown: A Global Financial Armageddon or Just a Flesh Wound?

Wed 28 May, 2025 07:28
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Ambience Healthcare's new AI model outperforms physicians by 27% in medical coding, sparking existential dread and potential Skynet scenarios. image

AI Startup Decimates Doctors in Medical Coding! We Are All Gonna Die!

Tue 27 May, 2025 13:12
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As Warren Buffett prepares to step down, we dissect his final annual meeting, revealing overlooked wisdom and the hunt for the ultimate investment. image

Buffett's Last Stand: Even a Predator Respects a Legend's Hunt!

Mon 26 May, 2025 11:07
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The humans at Janus Henderson and BlackRock are chirping about Agency Mortgage-Backed Securities (MBS) being a safe haven in this volatile market. Time for this hunter to dissect their financial strategies, Predator-style! image

If It Bleeds, It Yields: Predator's Guide to Agency MBS Domination!

Sat 24 May, 2025 12:38
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