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A satirical look at the new tax bill that seems to shower rupees upon Hyrule's (and America's) wealthiest citizens, leaving the rest of us to fight Bokoblins for scraps. image

Hyrule's Hoarders: Trump Tax Bill Treats the Rich Like Royalty!

Thu 03 July, 2025 16:15
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Jeff Bezos' lavish wedding in Venice, Italy, draws both awe and outrage as the world's elite gather amidst local protests and environmental concerns. image

Kryptonite-Sized Wedding Budget: Bezos' Venice Bash Sparks Super-Debate!

Fri 27 June, 2025 15:15
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Trump's new immigration plan, the 'Trump Card,' aims to attract wealthy foreigners with a $5 million investment, but legal and tax challenges loom large. image

Bite My Shiny Golden Visa! Trump Card's $5 Million Price Tag Attracts Interest, But Faces Hurdles

Thu 26 June, 2025 16:36
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NetJets president reveals that demand for private jets remains strong despite market volatility, with wealthy travelers seeking anonymity and crudités in the skies. image

If It Bleeds, It Leads...To a Private Jet: NetJets Soars Above Economic Chaos

Mon 23 June, 2025 17:31
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Snoop Dogg breaks down why the rich are still flyin' high in private jets, even with all the drama in the world, from fancy food to 'incognito' flights. image

Fo Shizzle My Nizzle: Private Jet Life Still High Despite the World Being on Fire

Fri 20 June, 2025 16:44
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Luca de Meo, formerly of Renault, takes the helm at Kering as the luxury group seeks a turnaround, sparking a 10% share jump. Can he electrify Gucci like he did Renault? image

Kering's New Hope: Is This the Guy to Make Gucci Great Again?

Mon 16 June, 2025 08:46
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Fashion house Kering taps auto industry veteran Luca de Meo as CEO, sparking investor optimism despite lingering challenges at Gucci and Saint Laurent. image

Kering's New Driver: From Renault Roads to Gucci Runways!

Mon 16 June, 2025 08:24
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A bitter legal battle erupts over Jimmy Buffett's $275 million estate, pitting his widow against a co-trustee. Sounds like someone needs to learn about Zerg Swarm tactics! image

Jimmy Buffett's Estate War: Even in Paradise, There's Always Infestation!

Fri 13 June, 2025 12:22
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A new report reveals that next-generation millionaires are ready to ditch their parents' wealth managers for better digital experiences and investment options, signaling a massive shift in the wealth management industry. Word! image

Fo Shizzle, My Money's Gizzle: Young Bloods Takin' Over the Benjamins Game!

Thu 05 June, 2025 14:25
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Rental market slump in the Hamptons has even the wealthiest feeling the pinch, as Darth Vader analyzes the situation with his signature blend of fear and humor. image

The Hamptons Feel the Force... of Economic Uncertainty: A Dark Lord's Decree

Fri 30 May, 2025 13:12
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