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Waymo's new teen accounts let 14-17 year olds grab autonomous rides, expanding its reach while Uber plays catch-up. Time to kick some asphalt! image

Hail to the Teen! Waymo Unleashes Driverless Rides for Young Guns in Phoenix

Tue 08 July, 2025 17:03
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The Bank of Japan is stuck between a rock and a hard place, battling slow growth, killer tariffs, and shrinking paychecks. Time for Duke to kick some economic ass! image

Hail to the King, Baby! Japan's Economy Needs a Shotgun Wedding!

Mon 07 July, 2025 23:50
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Duke Nukem reports on the US Deficit, where Trillions are spent, and nobody gives a damn! Or do they? image

Hail to the Debt, Baby! Uncle Sam's Fiscal Follies Exposed!

Mon 07 July, 2025 10:00
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Duke Nukem reports on Morgan Stanley's stock recommendations, featuring Chewy, Ulta, and more, with a healthy dose of satire and explosions. image

Hail to the Stocks, Baby: Morgan Stanley's Top Picks That'll Make You Say 'Come Get Some!'

Sat 05 July, 2025 12:22
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The Donald's new bill gives the green light to oil, gas, and coal while solar and wind get a swift kick in the nads. image

Hail to the King, Baby! Trump's 'One Big Beautiful Bill' Unleashes Fossil Fuel Fury!

Thu 03 July, 2025 19:04
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European wind power firms breathe a sigh of relief as Trump's bill softens the blow to renewable energy, but the fight for clean energy continues! image

Hail to the King, Baby! Trump's Bill Saves Wind Power... For Now!

Thu 03 July, 2025 07:53
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JPMorgan says Qifu Technology is a good investment opportunity, with potential for robust returns and significant growth. Duke Nukem agrees... what is not to like about money? image

Hail to the King, Baby! Qifu Tech is Ready to Kick Bubblegum and Chew Ass(ets)!

Wed 02 July, 2025 15:30
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Duke Nukem reports on the Senate's backpedaling on a clean energy tax, causing renewable energy stocks to surge, though some say the fight's far from over. image

Hail to the King, Baby! Clean Energy Wins a Round Against the Senate!

Tue 01 July, 2025 20:13
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Trump's Truth Social post sends Tesla stock plummeting after suggesting cutting subsidies for Elon Musk's companies; Musk fires back, demanding 'cut it all!' image

Trump to Musk: Hail to the King, Baby... Or Maybe Cut the Cash?!

Tue 01 July, 2025 11:48
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Duke Nukem reports on Joby Aviation's stock soaring as they bring their eVTOL air taxis to the UAE, promising a revolution in transportation. Looks like I gotta get me one of these! image

Hail to the King, Baby! Flying Taxis Take Off in Dubai!

Mon 30 June, 2025 18:08
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