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President Trump threatens sky-high tariffs on imported pharmaceuticals, leaving Barbie wondering if her Malibu dream will include affordable healthcare. image

Trump's Tariff Tantrum: Will My Dreamhouse Afford Medicine?

Tue 08 July, 2025 18:23
2 minutes to read

Central bankers and strategists suggest the euro is gaining global importance as political tensions and economic policies impact the U.S. dollar. image

Euro Vision: Is the Dollar Losing Its Dreamhouse?

Mon 07 July, 2025 12:37
4 minutes to read

Representative Mark Green resigns from Congress, leaving Republicans with an even slimmer House majority. Is this a political Malibu meltdown or a strategic career move? Barbie investigates! image

Kenough is Enough! Congressman Green Ditches the House for a Real-World Dream House!

Sat 05 July, 2025 22:08
3 minutes to read

China's search giant Baidu revamps its search engine with AI, hoping to outshine rivals like DeepSeek and stay ahead in the tech race. Can it keep up with the ever-changing trends? image

Baidu's AI Makeover: Is It Enough to Stay Fab in the Tech World?

Thu 03 July, 2025 11:44
4 minutes to read

Ethereum-related stocks are surging as interest in stablecoins and tokenization reignites, proving that even crypto can have a 'totally fantastic' makeover. image

Ethereum's Comeback: From Zombie Fund to Total Dreamhouse?

Wed 02 July, 2025 18:00
3 minutes to read

Hedge funds are betting against the Swiss franc and using it to finance purchases of the British pound, a classic 'carry trade' fueled by central bank policy differences. Is this the start of a beautiful friendship, or will it end in a doll-sized disaster? image

Swiss Franc Blues? Hedge Funds Say, 'Come On, Pound, Let's Go Party!'

Tue 01 July, 2025 23:02
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Barbie investigates how tariffs and rising costs are turning the e-commerce world upside down, making even online shopping a 'real world' challenge. image

E-Commerce in Crisis? Oh My Closet! Barbie's Take on Trump's Tariff Tussle!

Tue 01 July, 2025 13:14
3 minutes to read

The Trump administration finds Harvard guilty of failing to protect Jewish students from harassment, potentially leading to a very public showdown. Come on, Harvard, let's go party... for civil rights! image

Harvard's Having a Bad Hair Day: Trump Admin Says 'Hasta la Vista' to Antisemitism!

Mon 30 June, 2025 19:08
3 minutes to read

North Carolina Senator Thom Tillis announces he will not seek re-election after clashing with Trump over the recent tax bill, opting for family time over Washington's partisan chaos. image

Senator Says 'Ciao!' to Politics: More Time for Grandkids, Less Time for Trump's Tax Drama!

Sun 29 June, 2025 18:08
3 minutes to read

Microsoft is saying goodbye to the infamous 'Blue Screen of Death,' replacing it with a sleek, new black version in Windows 11, promising faster, less disruptive restarts. As if I didn't have enough existential crises already! image

Life in Plastic, It's Not Always Fantastic: Windows Ditches the Blue Screen of...Death?!

Thu 26 June, 2025 20:19
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