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Even cybersecurity giants have bad hair days! CrowdStrike faces revenue headwinds and regulatory scrutiny, but Barbie's here to break it down with a dash of sparkle. image

CrowdStrike's Quarterly Forecast: Is the Dreamhouse Cracking?

Wed 04 June, 2025 20:08
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A look at Stephen Curry's bold move to Under Armour, a deal that redefined his business career and challenged the sneaker empire, with a few Barbie-sized takes on the drama! image

From Underdog to Top Dog: How Steph Curry and Under Armour Rewrote the Rules (and Made a Few Layups Along the Way!)

Wed 04 June, 2025 12:13
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Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's anxiety and fear of failure are major drivers of his success, says biographer, revealing a surprising truth about one of the world's most successful CEOs. image

Nvidia's Jensen Huang: Is Fear of Failure the Secret Ingredient to a 3.4 Trillion Dollar Success Story? Barbie Investigates!

Wed 04 June, 2025 14:13
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Barbie weighs in on Meta's surprising partnership with defense-tech startup Anduril, questioning if this collab is totally fab or a fashion faux pas for the future of tech. image

Meta and Anduril Team Up: Is This Dreamhouse Defense or Just a Dream?

Thu 29 May, 2025 17:34
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Barbie here, reporting live from my DreamCamper! China's EV market is in a wild price war, leaving some automakers feeling like they're stuck in a box – and not the collector's edition kind. image

BYD's Electric Dreams and Discount Schemes: Is China's Auto Market Heading for a Dreamhouse Disaster?

Thu 29 May, 2025 07:22
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GameStop Goes Crypto: Can Bitcoin Save the Day (and My Dreamhouse)?

Wed 28 May, 2025 20:00
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Despite tariff woes, Abercrombie & Fitch's stock price skyrockets after a stellar first quarter, proving that even with a few fashion faux pas, you can still shine! image

Abercrombie & Fitch's Wild Ride: Tariffs, Triumphs, and Totally Tubular Turns!

Wed 28 May, 2025 12:15
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Identity management software vendor Okta reports strong earnings but cautious outlook sends stock plummeting - even Barbie gets the blues sometimes! image

Okta's Earnings: A Rollercoaster Ride in My Dreamhouse! (Stock Plunges?!)

Tue 27 May, 2025 20:24
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Even with market jitters, top analysts are spotlighting Uber, CyberArk, and Palo Alto Networks as potential winners. Let's dive in, doll style! image

Wall Street's Hottest Tips: Barbie's Guide to Stocks That Sparkle (and Don't Need Dreamhouses!)

Sun 25 May, 2025 10:38
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A black-tie gala for Trump's meme coin holders sparks controversy as the token's value plummets, protesters gather, and lawmakers worry about conflicts of interest. Can stablecoin regulation survive the drama? image

Trump's Meme Coin Gala: So Exclusive, Even the Food Sucked! Did Someone Say Conflict of Interest?

Fri 23 May, 2025 21:54
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