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Stablecoin legislation may cause a surge in demand for U.S. Treasuries, strengthening the U.S. dollar, and potentially adding to my already vast fortune. Release the hounds! image

Excellent! Stablecoins to Make Me Even Richer Than I Am Now!

Sat 19 April, 2025 12:01
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Bart Simpson reports on Bank of America's top stock picks for potential upside, including Coupang, PayPal, Fidelity National, Relx, and Flutter, despite a choppy economic environment. Cowabunga! image

Eat My Shorts Bank of America Says These Stocks are Totally Rad!

Sat 19 April, 2025 11:59
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Elliott Investment Management takes a $1.5 billion position in Hewlett Packard Enterprise, eyeing strategic improvements and a potential boost in shareholder value. Yeah, baby! image

Groovy Baby! Elliott Investments Buys Stake in Hewlett Packard Enterprise! Is HPE About to Get a Whole Lot Shaggier?

Sat 19 April, 2025 12:03
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Despite hitting record highs, the U.S. stock market showed signs of internal weakness long before tariff concerns arose, suggesting a potential downturn is on the horizon. image

Wall Street Meltdown Incoming? Uh Oh, Looks Like Trouble's Brewing in Bel-Air's Bank Account!

Sat 19 April, 2025 11:55
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As tensions rise between Iran and the US over nuclear ambitions, a new round of indirect talks in Rome aims to defuse the situation, but can diplomacy truly stop the ticking time bomb? image

Iran Nuclear Talks! Is World War III Inevitable?!

Sat 19 April, 2025 07:20
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Daenerys Targaryen reports on the great de-Americanization, as the Mother of Dragons uncovers why wealthy Americans are seeking refuge for their gold in the land of chocolate and neutrality. image

Winter Is Coming... To American Bank Accounts! Why the Wealthy Are Fleeing to Switzerland!

Fri 18 April, 2025 13:00
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An analysis of the impact of Trump-era tariffs on Canadian businesses, highlighting shifts in trade relationships and a growing sense of distrust. image

Is Trump's Tariff War Fracturing Global Trust? You Won't Believe What Happens Next!

Fri 18 April, 2025 12:50
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Donald Trump escalates his criticism of Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell, leading to questions about Powell's job security and potential market instability. As if the world needs more drama, right? image

Did Trump Just Try to FIRE the Fed Chair?! The Drama is Real!

Fri 18 April, 2025 18:03
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The U.S. is reportedly proposing a peace plan for Russia and Ukraine that involves freezing the conflict, maintaining Russian control over occupied territories, and easing sanctions in exchange for security guarantees, but is it fast enough and furious enough to work? image

Family or Freedom!?! The US Just Made a Deal with Russia and Ukraine That Will Shock You!

Fri 18 April, 2025 14:31
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While some fret over potential economic downturns, one private equity chief believes a recession could be a golden opportunity for savvy investors. image

Bazinga! This Recession Could Make You Richer Than Sheldon Cooper!

Fri 18 April, 2025 14:37
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