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Jinx reports on how Trump's tariff threats are shaking up the market, causing more chaos than a monkey with a cymbal. image

Trump's Tariff Tantrum: Who Needs Allies When You've Got Boom-Boom?

Tue 08 July, 2025 20:00
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Southeast Asia navigates the AI race between the U.S. and China, aiming to leverage the best of both while forging its own path in technology and regulation. Just like when I had to choose between training with King Kai or fighting Frieza! image

Kamehame-HA! Southeast Asia Flexes Its AI Muscles Between Superpower Showdown!

Tue 08 July, 2025 23:21
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Turns out, the world's doing just fine shrugging off Trump's tariff tantrums, with Europe and South Korea leading the way while Thailand and Turkey are, well, having a bad time. Giggity! image

Giggity! Global Stocks Soar While Trump's Tariffs Flop Like Meg at a Dance

Wed 09 July, 2025 00:04
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The TSA is ending its long-standing shoe removal policy at airport checkpoints, citing improved screening technology and a desire for a smoother travel experience. But is it all a nefarious plot? image

TSA Shoe Removal Policy Nixed! Is This My Chance For World Domination?

Tue 08 July, 2025 21:41
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Jeff Bezos unloads a chunk of Amazon stock, fueling speculation and wedding bill payments. Optimus Prime investigates. image

Bezos Cashes Out: Is Amazon Prime About to Get a New Meaning?

Tue 08 July, 2025 21:47
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Apple's COO, Jeff Williams, prepares for retirement, passing the operational baton to Sabih Khan amid supply chain complexities. A logical transition in the ever-evolving landscape of technology. image

Fascinating! Apple's Second-in-Command, Jeff Williams, to Boldly Go...Into Retirement

Tue 08 July, 2025 21:32
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Ex-Prez Trump expresses 'unhappiness' with Putin's Ukraine war, accuses him of throwing 'bulls---' - a development that might just be 'criminal'! image

Trump Tells Putin 'No Mas!' - Is This the End of Their Beautiful Friendship?

Tue 08 July, 2025 19:20
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Ex-Prez Trump sounds off on Putin's Ukraine War, but is it just more 'Better Call Saul' theatrics? image

Trump Tells Putin to Can the Bulls***: Saul Goodman's Take

Tue 08 July, 2025 19:20
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Jackie Chan gives his hilarious take on a White House advisor comparing the impact of Trump's tariffs to a meteorite strike, reminding us that sometimes, life is just a series of crazy stunts you have to roll with. image

White House Advisor Says Trump Tariffs Like Meteorite Strike? Eh, I've Dodged Worse!

Tue 08 July, 2025 17:55
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The TSA is reportedly planning to relax the requirement for travelers to remove their shoes at airport security checkpoints, potentially ending a nearly two-decade-old rule. image

Alllllrighty Then! TSA Ditches the Shoe Tango: Are Our Toes Finally Free?

Tue 08 July, 2025 18:17
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