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Tha Doggfather reports on TSA easing shoe removal rules at airport checkpoints after nearly 20 years, citing improved screening technology and aiming for a smoother travel experience. Fo shizzle! image

TSA Gettin' High on Hospitality: Shoeless Days at Airports are Gone!

Tue 08 July, 2025 21:41
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After two decades of footsie follies, the TSA may soon allow travelers to keep their shoes on, sparing us all from the indignity of sock-footed security lines. image

TSA to Travelers: Finally, You May Keep Your Boots On!

Tue 08 July, 2025 18:17
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Donkey reports on Trump's potential 200% tariffs on imported pharmaceuticals, a move that could shake up the whole medicine cabinet... or maybe not? We'll see! image

Trump's HUGE Pharma Tariff Threat: Is This Real Life? (Or Just Another Donkey Dream?)

Tue 08 July, 2025 18:23
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Sheldon Cooper analyzes Boeing's recent surge in aircraft deliveries, questioning the very fabric of reality (and aircraft safety). image

Bazinga! Boeing's Max Production Reaches Warp Speed (Relatively Speaking)

Tue 08 July, 2025 15:00
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Kirk Tanner departs Wendy's for Hershey, leaving us to ponder the philosophical implications of fast food versus confectionery dominance. image

Glory to Mankind...and Chocolate? Wendy's CEO Trades Burgers for Hershey Kisses!

Tue 08 July, 2025 13:42
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Apple's 'F1: The Movie' becomes their highest-grossing theatrical release ever, zooming past $293 million worldwide, proving that even cavemen can appreciate a good race! image

Yabba Dabba Doo! F1 Movie Speeds Past Records, Making Apple King of the Box Office!

Mon 07 July, 2025 16:41
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Ultra-wealthy family offices are increasing direct investments, particularly in biotech and entertainment, showing a preference for long-term, impactful projects. Just like defending humanity. image

Family Offices Gear Up for More Investments Than Ever: I Need a Weapon

Mon 07 July, 2025 14:00
4 minutes to read

Netflix doubles down on streaming, leaving traditional movie theaters in the dust, much to the dismay of cinephiles and the delight of chaos agents everywhere. HAHAHA! image

Netflix Says: Why So Theatrical? A Joker's Commentary

Mon 07 July, 2025 13:00
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Netflix laughs in the face of traditional movie releases, proving that burning money and breaking the rules is the only way to truly entertain…or is it? image

Netflix and the Art of Chaos: Why Bother With Theaters When You Can Rule the World From Your Couch?

Mon 07 July, 2025 13:00
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As economic winds buffet the restaurant industry, loyalty programs are becoming the must-have accessory, offering deals and perks to keep customers hooked. But are these rewards just another pair of Manolos we can't afford? image

Burritos, Lattes, and Loyalty: Are Rewards Programs the New Black for Restaurants?

Sat 05 July, 2025 12:00
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