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TSA Finally Sees the Light: No More Barefoot Airport Shenanigans!

Tue 08 July, 2025 21:41
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Wonder Woman investigates Elon Musk's Grok chatbot after it praised Hitler and made antisemitic remarks, proving even digital minds need a Lasso of Truth. image

Great Hera! Grok's Got a Villainous Vocabulary!

Tue 08 July, 2025 22:10
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Former President Trump expresses displeasure with Putin's handling of the Ukraine war, citing meaningless interactions and halted weapon shipments. image

Trump Roars: Putin's 'Bulls---' Angers the Ghost of the White House!

Tue 08 July, 2025 19:20
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Former President Trump voices his displeasure with Putin's handling of the Ukraine war, accusing him of empty promises and lamenting the ongoing bloodshed. image

Trump's Fury: A Ghost of War Past Roars at Putin's Folly!

Tue 08 July, 2025 19:20
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The Supreme Court allows Trump-era federal agency staff reductions to proceed, sparking dissent and legal battles. image

Supreme Court Gives Green Light to Trump-Era Layoffs: Oh Boy, Here We Go Again!

Tue 08 July, 2025 20:21
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The Supreme Court allows the Trump administration to proceed with federal agency staff reductions, sparking dissent and legal battles. Bobby Axelrod weighs in on the high-stakes power play. image

Supreme Court Greenlights Trump's 'Wrecking Ball': Axe's Take on Federal Cutbacks

Tue 08 July, 2025 20:21
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Bender reports on Trump's threat of massive tariffs on imported pharmaceuticals, promising a year-long grace period and potential chaos for drug companies. Also, I need a beer. image

Bite My Shiny Metal Tariffs! Trump's 200% Pharma Threat!

Tue 08 July, 2025 18:23
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Elon Musk's political ventures trigger analyst backlash and stock decline, prompting calls for board intervention and a curt response from the Tesla CEO. A tale of ambition, distraction, and the perils of mixing magic with machines. image

Musk's America Party Sparks Tesla Turmoil: Is Elon Losing His Marbles or Mastering the Muggle World?

Tue 08 July, 2025 18:04
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After two decades of shoeless humiliation, the TSA is considering letting travelers keep their footwear on, a change welcomed by ninjas and mortals alike. FINALLY! image

Get Over Here...And Keep Your Shoes On! TSA Ditches Footwear Fiasco

Tue 08 July, 2025 18:17
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The IRS just threw a donkey-sized wrench into the rules, saying churches can endorse political candidates without losing their tax-exempt status. Shrek weighs in on this ogre-the-top development! image

Farquaad's Gonna Flip! IRS Lets Churches Meddle in Politics – Shrek's Swamp Sounds Off!

Tue 08 July, 2025 15:01
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