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Following deadly flash floods in Texas, over 160 people are missing, raising questions about warning systems and emergency response in the state's Hill Country. image

Texas Tragedy: More Than 160 Missing After Flash Floods – 'Terrible Thing When Little Girls Have to Die'

Tue 08 July, 2025 22:05
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A devastating flash flood in Texas claims nearly 100 lives, including many children at a summer camp, raising questions about early warnings and climate change. Seems like someone needs a Time-Turner, but even Hermione couldn't fix this. image

Texas Flood Turns Tragic: Even Accio Couldn't Save Them All!

Tue 08 July, 2025 09:33
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A tragic flash flood in Texas claims at least 96 lives, including many children at a summer camp, sparking debate about early warning systems and the impact of climate change. image

Texas Flood: A Grim Reminder That Fate Can Be Crueler Than Voldemort

Tue 08 July, 2025 09:33
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Lithuania's Central Bank questions Robinhood's tokenized equities after OpenAI cries foul, leaving investors wondering if this is another case of 'Caveat Emptor!' image

Robinhood's Tokenized Equities Under Fire: More Trouble Than a Three-Headed Dog?

Mon 07 July, 2025 15:37
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Tensions rise as China retaliates against EU's medical device tender restrictions, sparking a trade war hotter than a dragon's breath. image

Blimey! China and EU in a Right Kettle of Fish Over Medical Gizmos!

Sun 06 July, 2025 10:21
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A look at how Trump's new bill, despite its intentions, is giving European wind power companies a bit of a reprieve, though the long-term forecast is still as murky as a potion gone wrong. image

Trump's 'Big Beautiful Bill' Blows a Gale of Relief for European Wind Firms...Or Does It?

Fri 04 July, 2025 09:01
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Harry Potter dives into the Muggle world of finance, finding surprising similarities between Gringotts and Wall Street, with a sprinkle of humor and a dash of sarcasm. image

Accio Stocks! Potter's Ponderings on Potions, Profits, and Predictable Portfolios!

Thu 03 July, 2025 13:08
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A look at the super-rich exodus from the UK due to new tax policies and whether the government's coffers will feel the pinch more than they anticipate. image

The Great Escape: Are Britain's Galleons Really Vanishing into Thin Air?

Wed 02 July, 2025 05:30
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Drone maker AeroVironment sees its stock dip after announcing plans to offer $750 million in common stock and $600 million in convertible senior notes, despite a soaring year and a recent acquisition. image

AeroVironment's Wild Ride: More Like a Boggart Than a Dragon, Shares Tumble!

Tue 01 July, 2025 13:35
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In a move that would make even Hermione Granger proud, Meta's stock prices have skyrocketed due to their investment in Artificial Intelligence. Is this the future of tech, or a case of 'wingardium leviosa' gone too far? image

Great Scott! Meta's Stock Soars Higher Than a Nimbus 2000 Thanks to AI

Mon 30 June, 2025 20:10
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