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Harry Potter reports on the rise of oil prices and the cautious approach of OPEC+, with a sprinkle of wizarding wit and financial foresight. Expecto Petrolium! image

OPEC+ Production Increase: Is the Oil Market About to Explode Like a Dragon's Egg?

Mon 02 June, 2025 18:49
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Euro zone inflation dips below the ECB's target, causing more excitement than a Quidditch World Cup final. But will Trump's tariffs crash the party? image

Inflation Takes a Dive: Even Lower Than Voldemort's Reputation!

Tue 03 June, 2025 09:37
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Harry Potter reports from the inaugural SXSW London, where Mayor Sadiq Khan took swipes at You-Know-Who Across the Pond, and AI threatened to become more powerful than Dumbledore. image

SXSW London: Is This Muggle Tech Fest Worth More Than a Galleon?

Tue 03 June, 2025 10:21
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Residents of Starbase, Texas, are facing potential changes to their property rights as Elon Musk's SpaceX-run town considers a new zoning ordinance, sparking concerns about the balance between growth and individual freedoms. image

Muggle Town 'Starbase' Faces Zoning Trouble: Is Elon Musk Channeling His Inner Voldemort?

Thu 29 May, 2025 20:00
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Federal funding cuts threaten PBS stations' popular high school sports programming, leaving communities fearing a future without local sports coverage. image

Trump's Cruciatus Curse on PBS? High School Sports Coverage Faces the Dementors!

Thu 29 May, 2025 10:00
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Harry Potter here, reporting on how GE Aerospace is battling trade tariffs and boosting jet engine production, all while trying to keep up with Boeing's aerial acrobatics. image

Great Engines and Where to Find Them: GE Aerospace Soars Despite Trade Winds

Wed 28 May, 2025 14:07
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Harry Potter reports on GE Aerospace's optimistic outlook for jet engine deliveries, supply chain improvements, and their close ties with Boeing, despite lingering trade war tariffs. Expect turbulence! image

Great Engine Expectations: Will GE Aerospace Soar or Crash Like a Dud Broomstick?

Wed 28 May, 2025 14:07
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Ex-President Trump hints at a pardon for reality TV stars Todd and Julie Chrisley, convicted of fraud, proving that sometimes, the Ministry of Magic... I mean, Justice, works in mysterious ways. image

Reality Bites! Trump Waves Wand, 'Chrisley Knows Best' Stars May Vanish From Azkaban...Almost!

Tue 27 May, 2025 22:34
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Harry Potter reports on Southwest Airlines' shocking decision to charge for checked bags, comparing it to the dark arts and questioning whether it's as bad as Voldemort. image

Southwest Airlines Ditches Free Bags: Is This a Case of 'He Who Must Not Be Named' Level Evil?

Tue 27 May, 2025 11:45
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Harry Potter reports on Southwest Airlines' shocking decision to start charging for checked bags, a move that has left loyal customers feeling like they've been hit with a particularly nasty Stinging Hex. image

Southwest Airlines: From Free Bags to 'He Who Must Not Be Named' Baggage Fees!

Tue 27 May, 2025 11:45
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