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Geralt of Rivia dives into the latest CNBC Investing Club update, dissecting market jitters, AI data center booms, and cybersecurity stumbles with a Witcher's wit and wisdom. image

Witcher's Wild Ride on Wall Street: Cramer, AI, and a Pinch of Monster Hunting

Wed 04 June, 2025 19:18
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The US office market is shrinking as conversions and demolitions outpace new construction, signaling a potential recovery and shift in the commercial real estate landscape. Could be, should be... will be interesting. image

Toss a Coin to Your Landlord? Office Market Gets a Witcher's Potion of Change

Mon 02 June, 2025 16:17
3 minutes to read

NBA star Stephen Curry contemplates future career paths including broadcasting, team ownership, and even a shot at the PGA Tour Champions, proving that some people just can't sit still, much like a noonwraith on a hot summer day. image

Stephen Curry Eyes Post-NBA Life: From Bourbon to Broadcasting, the Man's Got More Plans Than a Griffin Has Feathers!

Wed 04 June, 2025 12:12
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Geralt of Rivia investigates the truth behind credit scores, debt, and why paying bills on time might not be enough to save you from the Wild Hunt of financial ruin. image

Toss a Coin to Your Witcher, Oh Valley of Debt! Credit Score Myths Debunked

Wed 04 June, 2025 12:00
3 minutes to read

The Witcher himself reports on the rise of non-alcoholic beer, its impact on the world, and why even monsters might consider switching. image

Damn it! Non-Alcoholic Beer is Taking Over: Geralt's Guide to the End of Booze

Thu 29 May, 2025 17:55
2 minutes to read

A Witcher's skeptical look at India's economic surge, potential, and the gaping chasm between GDP and prosperity. Could be a good hunt, if you like paperwork. image

India: Fourth Largest Economy? Hmmm...Wind's Howling

Thu 29 May, 2025 07:37
4 minutes to read

Toyota throws another hefty bag of coin at Joby Aviation, further fueling the electric air taxi dream. Roach is not impressed, and neither are the local griffins. image

Geralt of Rivia Reports: Flying Contraptions and Toyota's Coin - Roach is Officially Outdated!

Wed 28 May, 2025 20:01
2 minutes to read

Despite tariff troubles and profit outlook cuts, Abercrombie & Fitch shares skyrocket, leaving even a Witcher scratching his head. image

Abercrombie's Wild Ride: Tariffs, Profits, and a Witcher's Wager

Wed 28 May, 2025 12:15
3 minutes to read

Genetic testing firm 23andMe is pulling out of Nasdaq after a buyout by Regeneron, marking a sad end to its once-promising journey. image

23andGONE: From Witcher's Brew to Bankruptcy Stew!

Tue 27 May, 2025 19:05
3 minutes to read

Geralt of Rivia reports on China's surprising industrial profit growth amidst US tariffs, deflation, and a world gone mad. Turns out, coin talks, even in trade wars. image

Toss a Coin to China? Industrial Profits Rise Despite Trade Wars

Tue 27 May, 2025 04:57
2 minutes to read