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A Witcher's humorous report on Trump's new 50% copper tariff, pharmaceutical duties, and the resulting market chaos, sprinkled with Witcher wisdom. image

Geralt of Rivia Investigates Trump's Golden Copper Caper: A Witcher's Take on Tariffs!

Tue 08 July, 2025 18:25
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Geralt of Rivia reports on the Reserve Bank of Australia's decision to hold rates steady, leaving Australians grumbling louder than a griffin with indigestion. image

Toss a Coin to Your Witcher, Oh Wait, the RBA Didn't Cut Rates!

Tue 08 July, 2025 05:25
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Even Witchers know a thing or two about apologies, especially when lives and reputations are on the line. Apparently, so do airline CEOs... sometimes. image

Toss a Coin to Your CEO: How NOT to Butcher an Apology, According to a Witcher (and Some Expert)

Mon 07 July, 2025 13:15
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A new tropical storm named Chantal is brewing off the US coast, threatening the Carolinas with heavy rainfall and potential flooding, enough to make even a Witcher consider a bath. image

Chantal's Howling Gale: Carolinas Brace for a Witch's Brew of Rain and Trouble

Sat 05 July, 2025 21:53
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Geralt of Rivia reports on the thawing of US-China trade relations, as jet engine shipments to China get the green light, stirring the pot like a witcher brewing a potion. image

Toss a Coin to Your Pilot, Oh Valley of Planes: US-China Trade Winds Shift!

Fri 04 July, 2025 02:07
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Geralt of Rivia reports on the US-Vietnam trade deal, dissecting tariffs, transshipping, and the potential fallout for other nations with a cynical Witcher's eye. image

Trump's Trade Tango with Vietnam: More Than a Tossed Coin?

Thu 03 July, 2025 11:44
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Bank of America predicts a trillion-dollar market for autonomous vehicles, highlighting key players and investment opportunities in this rapidly evolving sector. Prepare for robotaxis, self-driving trucks, and maybe even a Golem-driven cart someday… image

Autonomous Vehicles: Toss a Coin to Your Robotaxi? Bank of America Says 'ChatGPT Moment' is Here!

Wed 02 July, 2025 18:17
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Amidst a brewing conflict in Gaza, a potential 60-day ceasefire deal brokered by Trump hangs in the balance, leaving this Witcher to wonder if it's peace or just another monster to slay. image

Trump's Gaza Gambit: A Witcher's Wager on Peace or Another Griffin Hunt?

Tue 01 July, 2025 23:01
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Yale Budget Lab analysis reveals Senate Republicans' 'One Big Beautiful Bill Act' would disproportionately harm low-income Americans while boosting the wealth of the top 20%. image

Toss a Coin to Your Rich, Oh Valley of Plenty: Senate Bill Robs Poor to Pay Rich

Tue 01 July, 2025 13:53
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BlackRock's Rick Rieder says bond market income is a generational opportunity. Geralt, a seasoned monster slayer (and reluctant investor), weighs in. image

Geralt of Rivia's Guide to Bonds: Investing Like a Witcher (Without the Monsters)

Mon 30 June, 2025 19:06
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