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The streaming empire strikes back with a revenue surge, proving that even in a galaxy far, far away, greed is a powerful force. image

Netflix's Grip Tightens! Resistance is Futile?

Thu 17 April, 2025 20:17
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Darth Vader analyzes rising U.S. Treasury yields, the Fed's inflationary fears, and the Emperor Trump's tariff troubles. image

The Fed Awakens! Will the Economy Join the Dark Side?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 10:52
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A federal judge finds probable cause to hold the Trump administration in criminal contempt for ignoring his order barring the deportation of alleged Venezuelan gang members. image

A Judge vs Trump! Did the Dark Side Fall to Contempt Charges?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 18:05
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Goldman Sachs downgrades Target amidst tariff uncertainty and recession fears, spelling trouble for the retail giant and potentially, your holiday shopping. I find their lack of faith disturbing. image

Target Downgraded! Is the Empire... I Mean, Economy, Striking Back?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 11:42
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Amazon surveys third-party sellers on the impact of lingering Trump-era tariffs in 2025, revealing potential price hikes and business closures. image

Amazon Sellers Face the EMPEROR'S Wrath! Will the Tariffs Choke the Life Out of Their Business?

Tue 15 April, 2025 17:39
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Singapore prepares for its 14th general election since independence, with cost of living and jobs at the forefront of voter concerns, as Prime Minister Lawrence Wong faces his first electoral test. image

Singapore's Election A Disturbance in the Force! Will the Empire Strike Back?

Tue 15 April, 2025 08:24
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Darth Vader reports on the economic disturbance in the Force as trade deals emerge and recession fears linger, all while dismissing allegations of insider trading. image

The Emperor's New Trade Deal Is AMAZING! Is a Recession the Ultimate Power?!

Mon 14 April, 2025 15:34
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Ray Dalio's grim predictions of a Trump-fueled economic downturn, seen through the eyes of a Sith Lord. image

A Great Disturbance in the Force! Is a Galactic Recession Looming?

Sun 13 April, 2025 17:49
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A recent glitch in U.S. Customs systems caused chaos and confusion regarding new tariffs, leaving shippers scrambling and questioning the administration's ability to handle its own policies. image

A Glitch in the Tariff Force! Has the Empire Struck Out?

Sat 12 April, 2025 00:17
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Producer prices unexpectedly decline in March amidst Trump's tariff policies, creating an uncertain economic landscape. image

A Surprise Price Drop! Is the Economy Turning to the Dark Side?

Fri 11 April, 2025 13:27
2 minutes to read