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Tesla CEO Elon Musk faces criticism over his new political party, sparking a debate about his focus and impact on the company's stock. image

Elon's Political Party: A Disturbance in the Force or a New Hope for Tesla?

Tue 08 July, 2025 18:04
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Darth Vader analyzes Trump's tariff threats, foreign leaders' reactions, and the galaxy-wide implications of this disturbance in the Force of global trade. image

The Tariff Awakens: Trump's Trade Empire Strikes Back!

Tue 08 July, 2025 05:40
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Tesla's stock plunges as Elon Musk unveils his plan to form the 'America Party,' a move that has investors questioning his allegiance to the Force...er, the company. image

A NEW POLITICAL FORCE AWAKENS: MUSK'S 'AMERICA PARTY' THREATENS THE BALANCE OF THE MARKET

Mon 07 July, 2025 13:58
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Elon Musk, feeling the Force, launches the

A New Hope (Party) Arises: Musk Declares Rebellion Against the Porky Pig Party!

Sat 05 July, 2025 21:45
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A year into Labour's return, Prime Minister Keir Starmer faces plummeting popularity, economic woes, and the rising threat of Reform UK. The Force is weak with this one. image

The Empire Strikes Out… at Labour! Starmer's Reign Falters!

Fri 04 July, 2025 05:53
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European wind power firms experience a surge of hope as the US Senate approves amendments to Trump's bill, offering relief from potential tax burdens and project deadlines, yet the shadow of uncertainty looms over the future of clean energy in the US. image

A Disturbance in the Force: Trump's Energy Bill Sparks Hope and Despair in the Renewable Galaxy

Thu 03 July, 2025 11:30
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Darth Vader analyzes the Senate's spending bill, its impact on student loans, and why the Force is not with borrowers on the SAVE plan. image

The Senate's Megabill: A Disturbance in the Student Loan Force

Wed 02 July, 2025 16:56
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Darth Vader investigates alleged price-fixing and financial aid manipulation by Ivy League universities, promising to bring order to this chaotic tuition system. image

The Ivy League's Tuition Deception: A Sith Lord's Investigation

Wed 02 July, 2025 00:17
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Darth Vader analyzes Jerome Powell's speech at the ECB forum, highlighting the power struggles and potential for galactic economic domination. image

Powell's Global Economic Gambit: A Sith Lord's Perspective

Tue 01 July, 2025 13:21
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Senators engage in a 'vote-a-rama' over President Trump's bill, revealing party divisions and political maneuvering within the Galactic Senate... I mean, the US Senate. image

A Senate Disturbance: Trump's Megabill Faces Rebellion!

Mon 30 June, 2025 20:13
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