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Former President Trump expresses displeasure with Putin's handling of the Ukraine war, citing meaningless interactions and halted weapon shipments. image

Trump Roars: Putin's 'Bulls---' Angers the Ghost of the White House!

Tue 08 July, 2025 19:20
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Former President Trump voices his displeasure with Putin's handling of the Ukraine war, accusing him of empty promises and lamenting the ongoing bloodshed. image

Trump's Fury: A Ghost of War Past Roars at Putin's Folly!

Tue 08 July, 2025 19:20
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The U.S. trading giant Jane Street is locked in a battle with India's financial regulator, SEBI, over accusations of market manipulation. Can they survive the Ghost of the Indian Market? image

Jane Street Faces the Wrath of India: A Titan Clash or Just a Boy?

Tue 08 July, 2025 07:39
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Another Mortal meddles in affairs beyond his understanding. Tesla's stock takes a hit as Elon Musk dives headfirst into the political arena, much to the chagrin of investors who just want him to build cars. Is nothing sacred? image

Boy, do I Hate Politics: Tesla Stock Plummets After Musk's 'America Party' Announcement

Mon 07 July, 2025 13:58
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A cynical report on the US-EU trade negotiations and OPEC's latest spectacle in Vienna, observed through the eyes of a perpetually enraged Spartan. image

Boy, Negotiate This: Trump's Trade Deadline Doom and OPEC's Grandstanding

Sun 06 July, 2025 07:24
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Kratos reports on the looming deadline for U.S.-EU trade negotiations, OPEC shenanigans, and the ever-present threat of economic Ragnarok. image

Boy! Another Deadline Approaches: EU Trade Talks Face the Leviathan of Tariffs

Sun 06 July, 2025 07:24
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Following the suspension of Prime Minister Paetongtarn Shinawatra, Thailand faces political instability and economic challenges, including potential tariffs and declining tourism. image

Thailand's Throne of Lies: A Land Plagued by Political Turmoil and Economic Woes!

Fri 04 July, 2025 07:13
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Trump plans a call with Putin amidst halting aid to Ukraine, stirring whispers of priorities and echoing concerns of betrayal. Boy, this is happening again. image

Trump to Putin: A Spartan's Truce or a God's Betrayal?

Thu 03 July, 2025 14:15
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JPMorgan predicts a stock market bloodbath if the U.S. jobs report disappoints, mirroring the ADP's dismal numbers. Brace yourselves! image

Boy, Prepare Thyself! Market Doom Looms if Jobs Report Falters!

Wed 02 July, 2025 20:00
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Tesla shares plummet as deliveries dip and Musk clashes with Trump over spending bill madness. Are subsidies the real Chains of Olympus? image

Boy, Did Tesla Stock Just Fall From Olympus!

Wed 02 July, 2025 00:29
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