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A recent Harvard study reveals that embracing a plant-based diet in middle age can significantly improve health and longevity. Perhaps I should force Brian to eat more lettuce. image

Eat Your Greens, You Bloated Gas Bags! Harvard Says Plants are the Key to Not Kicking the Bucket!

Tue 08 July, 2025 14:00
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Waymo, the Alphabet-owned self-driving car company, is expanding its testing grounds to Philadelphia, aiming to map the city and evaluate its autonomous driving technology. image

Waymo's Whimsical Jaunt to Philly: A Griffin Family Commentary!

Mon 07 July, 2025 19:56
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Waymo initiates testing of autonomous vehicles in Philadelphia, gathering mapping data and evaluating its technology, with plans for broader rollout and potential ride-sharing services. image

Waymo's Cheesesteak Dreams: Self-Driving Cars Invade Philadelphia!

Mon 07 July, 2025 19:56
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Donald Trump threatens a 10% tariff on countries cozying up to BRICS, sparking global economic drama. It's like the time Brian tried to write a novel, only more destructive! image

Trump's Tariff Tantrum: BRICS Edition! Oh, the humanity!

Mon 07 July, 2025 04:25
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Wall Street's love affair with Ethereum takes center stage in Cannes, as crypto giants and institutional players converge on the French Riviera, proving that even blockchain can be fabulous. image

Ethereum Takes Cannes: A Diapered Dictator's Take on Crypto's Red Carpet Moment

Fri 04 July, 2025 17:49
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Ilya Sutskever reclaims the CEO throne at Safe Superintelligence after Meta's failed acquisition and Daniel Gross's departure, promising to keep the AI startup independent and focused on safe superintelligence. Like, good luck with that, you'll need it! image

Blast Off! Sutskever Takes the Helm at Safe Superintelligence After Meta's AI Power Grab Fails!

Thu 03 July, 2025 17:08
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House Republicans struggle to pass Trump's megabill amid internal opposition, threatening a July 4 deadline faster than Peter eats a bucket of chicken. image

Trump's Megabill Faces Griffin Family-Level Chaos in the House!

Thu 03 July, 2025 02:17
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Stewie Griffin's take on the latest Wall Street calls, from Block's re-acceleration to Adobe's AI woes and everything in between. Prepare for financial insights laced with sophisticated wit and a healthy dose of maniacal genius. image

Wall Street's Wild Wednesday: From Crocs to Quantum Computers, It's a Financial Free-for-All!

Wed 02 July, 2025 12:28
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Mark Zuckerberg's massive investment in artificial intelligence, including hiring top talent and building a 'superintelligence' unit, has Wall Street intrigued despite the hefty price tag. image

Zuckerberg's AI Binge: Is He Finally Going to Build Me a Time Machine?

Tue 01 July, 2025 18:47
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A private survey indicates unexpected growth in China's factory activity, diverging from official reports and hinting at possible economic shifts. image

China's Factories are Back, Baby! (And I'm About to Take Over the World!)

Tue 01 July, 2025 02:03
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