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Stewie Griffin reports on Amazon's massive investment in North Carolina data centers, fueling the AI arms race and creating jobs... or does it? image

Amazon's AI Domination: $10 Billion to Conquer North Carolina!

Wed 04 June, 2025 16:15
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Neurotech startup Paradromics successfully implants its brain-computer interface in a human, marking a significant step towards helping patients with motor impairments communicate. image

Paradromics Plugs In: Brain-Computer Interface Makes Human Debut!

Mon 02 June, 2025 12:00
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Nissan's new CEO, Ivan Espinosa, unveils a daring plan to rescue the struggling car company from financial doom and global competition. Will it work, or will Nissan end up like Brian after one of Peter's 'hilarious' escapades? image

Nissan's Got a Case of the Mondays: Espinosa's Bold Plan to Un-Suck the Automaker

Wed 04 June, 2025 10:11
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Gap's Finances Facing Fashion Faux Pas: Tariffs Threaten $150 Million Hit!

Thu 29 May, 2025 22:52
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Stewie Griffin analyzes Omada Health's upcoming IPO, as the virtual chronic care company aims for a $1.1 billion valuation. image

Victory is Mine! Omada Health's IPO: A Billion-Dollar Plot for World Domination...of Healthcare!

Thu 29 May, 2025 15:33
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Federal court slaps down Trump's reciprocal tariffs, citing exceeded authority and a national emergency not quite as dire as losing Rupert! image

Trump's Tariff Tantrum Thwarted by Judges! Oh, the Humanity!

Thu 29 May, 2025 00:23
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Stewie Griffin reports on the clash between Elon Musk and Donald Trump over a massive spending bill, complete with satire, witty remarks, and a healthy dose of Stewie's signature cynicism. image

Elon Musk vs. Trump: A Real-Life Soap Opera Starring Billionaires and a 'Big, Beautiful' Bill!

Wed 28 May, 2025 18:21
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Stewie Griffin reports on Elon Musk's critique of President Trump's spending bill, highlighting the potential increase in the national debt and the backlash Musk's cost-cutting efforts have faced. image

Elon's Beef With Trump: Is This Big Beautiful Bill Really That Beautiful?

Wed 28 May, 2025 18:21
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Antonio Filosa steps in as the new CEO of Stellantis after a period of uncertainty, facing challenges like trade tariffs and slumping sales. image

Stellantis Gets a New Brain: Filosa Takes the Wheel!

Wed 28 May, 2025 06:59
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Trump Media dives headfirst into the bitcoin pool with a $2.5 billion raise, leaving me to wonder if they've finally lost their minds...or found them. image

Trump Media Goes Full Crypto: A Diapered Dictator's Take

Tue 27 May, 2025 16:21
4 minutes to read