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New Jersey sues Discord, alleging the company misled consumers about child safety features, but hey, isn't a little chaos good for the soul? image

Discord's Child Safety Features A Joke? You Wouldn't Get It!

Thu 17 April, 2025 20:24
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Eli Lilly's new obesity pill shows promise in trials, potentially disrupting the weight loss and diabetes market with a needle-free alternative. Sounds like a joke, right? image

Why So Serious About Weight Loss?! Eli Lilly's Pill Promises Chaos!

Thu 17 April, 2025 11:53
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Drugmakers are on edge as potential tariffs loom, threatening to disrupt supply chains and possibly increase drug costs for patients. Will the chaos never end?! image

Why So Serious About Drug Prices?! Trump's Tariffs Trigger Pharma Panic!

Wed 16 April, 2025 16:51
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Lyft's acquisition of Free Now marks its entry into the European ride-hailing market, challenging Uber and others. A calculated risk or a recipe for chaos? Let's find out! image

Lyft Buys Free Now?! Is This a Joke or a GENIUS Plan?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 12:26
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United Airlines cuts domestic flights amidst shifting travel trends, while I, The Joker, find it all delightfully chaotic. image

Is United Airlines About to Crash and Burn!?

Tue 15 April, 2025 20:04
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U.S. VP JD Vance hints at a potential trade agreement between the UK and the US, while the EU simmers over tariffs. Chaos, as always, is just a negotiation away! image

Why So Serious About Trade Deals! UK and US Might Actually Get Along!

Tue 15 April, 2025 08:19
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Experts suggest that core bonds could act as a buffer for investors during economic downturns, despite recent market volatility and concerns about tariffs and trade wars. image

Are Core Bonds the LAST LAUGH for Your Portfolio? You WON'T Believe What Experts Are Saying!

Mon 14 April, 2025 15:57
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The Joker analyzes the chaotic tariff policies of the Trump administration, where exemptions are fleeting and confusion reigns supreme, leaving everyone wondering what's next. image

Is Trump Playing Games With Tariffs? HAHAHA! Why So Serious!

Sun 13 April, 2025 17:11
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A dozen former OpenAI employees support Elon Musk's lawsuit, questioning the company's shift to a for-profit model, claiming it violates its original mission. Ha! Mission! image

Ex-OpenAI Staffers Spill the Beans! Is This the End of the AI Joke?

Fri 11 April, 2025 22:24
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The Joker weighs in on Neel Kashkari's warning about investors ditching the U.S. amid escalating trade tensions – because chaos is a ladder, right? image

Is America Losing Its Mind? Investors Flee Like Bats From a Burning Cave!

Fri 11 April, 2025 14:01
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