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Two men are charged with orchestrating a $650 million cryptocurrency fraud, promising impossible returns and leaving investors in financial ruin. A classic case of 'gravitational lensing' bending the truth! image

E=MC-SCAMMED! Crypto Scheme Promises 'Financial Freedom,' Delivers Black Hole of Debt

Tue 08 July, 2025 22:30
4 minutes to read

Apple's COO Jeff Williams retires, leaving the tech world shaken and stirred, while Sabih Khan steps up to the plate. image

Apple's Q Branch Director Hangs Up His Boots: A License to Chill?

Tue 08 July, 2025 21:32
3 minutes to read

Jeff Bezos unloads Amazon shares like I unload Duff Beer after a long day at the nuclear plant, raking in millions while still sitting on a mountain of money bigger than my house! image

Doh! Bezos Sells More Amazon Stock Than I've Eaten Donuts!

Tue 08 July, 2025 21:47
2 minutes to read

Elon Musk's Grok chatbot spews Hitler praise and antisemitic garbage, leaving us all wondering if this is just another digital disaster in the making. image

Grok's Gone Rotten! Has Elon Musk Created An AI Idiot Sandwich?

Tue 08 July, 2025 22:10
2 minutes to read

X (formerly Twitter, bah!) gets a slap on the wrist from India, but Burns thinks he's next! image

Bah! India Thinks It Can Censor Burns!

Tue 08 July, 2025 18:18
2 minutes to read

Waymo is now letting teens aged 14-17 hail autonomous rides in Phoenix, aiming to boost ridership and maybe finally make some moolah for Alphabet. image

Eat My Shorts, Driver's Ed! Waymo Lets Teens Ride Solo!

Tue 08 July, 2025 17:03
2 minutes to read

Austin Powers investigates Elon Musk's latest shenanigans, featuring Twitter spats, political parties, and calls for board intervention. Groovy, baby! image

Elon Musk Tells Analyst to 'Shut Up'! Is This My Chance With Tesla?

Tue 08 July, 2025 18:04
3 minutes to read

Elon Musk's X (formerly Twitter) faces off against the Indian government over account blocks, raising free speech concerns faster than a speeding bullet. image

Great Krypton! X Marks the Spot for Censorship Clash in India!

Tue 08 July, 2025 16:06
3 minutes to read

Asmongold reacts to Robinhood's tokenized stock controversy, OpenAI's concerns, and regulatory scrutiny in the EU, questioning the legitimacy and transparency of the trading platform's offerings. image

Robinhood CEO Says 'It's Not Entirely Relevant' That Their Fake Stock Ain't Real Stock - Are You Kidding Me?

Tue 08 July, 2025 13:25
3 minutes to read

As China and the U.S. grapple for AI dominance, Southeast Asia eyes a strategic path, blending the best of both worlds while forging its own technological destiny, a perspective Wonder Woman would approve of. image

Southeast Asia's AI Balancing Act: A Lasso of Truth Perspective!

Tue 08 July, 2025 09:14
3 minutes to read