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Ragnar Lothbrok analyzes a U.S. Federal Reserve report indicating economic contraction, tariff-related anxieties, and hiring slowdowns, with a touch of Viking humor. image

Odin's Beard The American Economy Shivers A Federal Reserve Saga!

Wed 04 June, 2025 19:34
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Ragnar Lothbrok reports on the potential launch of a Bitcoin ETF linked to Trump's Truth Social, blending crypto with political intrigue. image

By Odin's Beard! Trump's Truth Social Eyes Bitcoin ETF Glory!

Wed 04 June, 2025 00:00
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Ragnar Lothbrok reports on CrowdStrike's recent financial performance, questioning their strategies and future raids with a Viking's satirical eye. image

CrowdStrike's Fortune Falls: Is This the End of Their Raid?

Tue 03 June, 2025 22:41
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Ragnar Lothbrok reports on Bulgaria's impending entry into the Eurozone, pondering the implications for raiding, trade, and the endless quest for shiny things. image

Odin Be Praised! Bulgaria Set to Join the Euro, More Booty for the Taking?

Wed 04 June, 2025 12:29
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Ragnar Lothbrok sizes up Jeep's latest hybrid SUV, pondering if it's a worthy successor or just another shiny trinket. image

By Odin's Beard! The New Jeep Cherokee: A Hybrid Worth Raiding For?

Thu 29 May, 2025 16:21
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Despite U.S. restrictions on China, Nvidia's strong earnings spark a global semiconductor rally, proving even the gods favor innovation. image

Odin's Beard! Nvidia's Profits Soar Higher Than a Viking Longship!

Thu 29 May, 2025 10:01
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HP's second-quarter results reveal a revenue beat but earnings miss, largely due to tariffs, causing a significant stock drop and strategic manufacturing shifts. 'Fear is a disease.' image

HP's Viking Raid Derailed! Tariffs Sink Earnings, Stocks Plunge!

Wed 28 May, 2025 20:17
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Despite tariff woes and a profit outlook cut, Abercrombie & Fitch's stock price defies the gods, soaring after a surprisingly strong first quarter. image

Abercrombie's Profit Outlook Slashed, Stock Soars Like a Valkyrie to Valhalla! By Ragnar Lothbrok

Wed 28 May, 2025 12:15
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A brutal price war in China's auto industry threatens to wipe out weaker players, as even giants like BYD slash prices. image

China's Car Market Bloodbath: Will Anyone Survive?

Tue 27 May, 2025 21:18
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The Allfather of Trade Wars, Donald Trump, stirs the pot with tariffs, leading to Vietnamese jet deals, Swedish job losses, and the wealthy stashing gold like dragon's hoard. image

By Odin's Beard! Trump's Tariffs Spark Chaos: Deals in Vietnam, Layoffs in Sweden, and Gold Hoarding in Singapore!

Tue 27 May, 2025 06:30
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