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Batman analyzes Jim Cramer's Charitable Trust selling Coterra Energy shares at a loss, offering his dark, satirical take on market volatility and investment strategies. image

Gotham's Dark Knight Dumps Energy Stock! Is Your Portfolio Safe?

Tue 08 July, 2025 17:39
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Australia's central bank surprises markets by keeping interest rates unchanged, prompting commentary from the shadows (that's me). image

RBA Holds Steady: A Dark Knight's Take on Down Under's Dough

Tue 08 July, 2025 05:25
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Central bankers and strategists predict the Euro's rising global influence, fueled by political shifts and economic policies, while the Dollar faces challenges. image

Gotham Gazette Exclusive: Euro Flexes Muscles, Dollar Trembles – A Dark Knight's Take

Mon 07 July, 2025 12:37
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Rep. Mark Green bails on Washington, leaving Republicans scrambling like the Joker after a bad joke. Is this a win for Gotham, or just another headache? image

Gotham Gazette Exclusive: One Less Clown in Congress?

Sat 05 July, 2025 22:08
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A deep dive into Keir Starmer's first year as Prime Minister, revealing plummeting popularity, economic struggles, and the rise of Reform UK. Is this the darkness before the dawn... or just more darkness? image

Gotham Gazette Exclusive: Starmer's UK - A Year of Tumult, Trade Deals, and Troubling Polls!

Fri 04 July, 2025 05:53
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iPhone sales in China rise for the first time in two years, but is it enough to fend off Huawei's advances and political headwinds? The Dark Knight investigates. image

Apple's China Comeback: Is This a Win or Just a Temporary Truce?

Thu 03 July, 2025 11:54
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Microsoft announces significant layoffs, sparking debate over whether AI is to blame or if it's simply a matter of corporate cost-cutting in a dynamic marketplace. image

Microsoft's Layoffs: Blame AI or Corporate Greed? The Dark Knight Investigates

Wed 02 July, 2025 18:27
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Tesla's stock dips as delivery forecasts fall and Musk reignites a feud with Trump over spending bill implications. image

Tesla's Tumble: Is Elon Playing Chicken with the Joker... I Mean, Trump?

Wed 02 July, 2025 00:29
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An in-depth look at how to uncover a company's true values, beyond the brochure, and align them with your own for a fulfilling career. A crucial mission for Gotham's future workforce. image

Unmasking Corporate Values: The Bat-Signal for Your Career

Tue 01 July, 2025 14:06
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Jim Cramer suggests investors focus on fundamentally strong companies amidst market volatility. Is it sound advice, or just another distraction in Gotham's financial chaos? image

Cramer's Investing Advice: Back to Basics or a Joker's Gambit?

Mon 30 June, 2025 14:13
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