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Jinx reports on how Trump's tariff threats are shaking up the market, causing more chaos than a monkey with a cymbal. image

Trump's Tariff Tantrum: Who Needs Allies When You've Got Boom-Boom?

Tue 08 July, 2025 20:00
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Macron's UK visit overshadowed by Trump's tariff threats, because apparently economics are more important than explosions. (Spoiler: They're not.) image

Trump's Tariff Tantrums Threaten Macron's Royal Romp! Is This a Joke?!

Tue 08 July, 2025 11:38
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Jinx reports on how Tesla's stock took a nosedive after Elon Musk decided to start his own political party, leaving investors feeling more than a little 'zapped'. image

Elon's Gone Kablooey! Tesla Stock Tanks After Political Pow-Pow-Party!

Mon 07 July, 2025 14:56
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Jinx reports on the US Treasury's latest tariff threat – are we gonna get some chaos or what?! image

Tick-Tock, Trade Partners! Kaboom or Deal by August 1st?!

Sun 06 July, 2025 16:16
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Jinx reports live from the Summer Fancy Food Show, where condiments are getting crazy, chefs are going rogue, and

Chaos in a Jar! Fancy Food Show is a BOMB of Flavors!

Fri 04 July, 2025 12:00
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Jinx here, reporting live from the chaos zone! Turns out, the government's been on a hiring spree while some other jobs are going KABOOM! Let's blow this story wide open! image

GOVERNMENT JOB GROWTH: Another Day, Another Boom! (Kaboom?)

Thu 03 July, 2025 15:45
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House Republicans are fighting over Trump's megabill, and Jinx thinks it's hilarious. Chaos reigns! image

House Republicans Blow Up Trump's Megabill! (More Boom For Jinx!)

Wed 02 July, 2025 21:58
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Amazon celebrates its millionth robot while everyone else freaks out about job security. Typical. image

One Million Bots and Zero Chill: Amazon's Robot Army is Taking Over!

Wed 02 July, 2025 10:02
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Ex-Prez Trump throws a tantrum at AT&T on Truth Social, while his new phone service, Trump Mobile, quietly sneaks into the market. Did someone say 'Chaos Theory'? image

Trump's Totally Not-So-Mobile Meltdown: AT&T Gets Jinxed!

Mon 30 June, 2025 21:08
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Jinx here, reporting live from the front lines of homeownership! Turns out, grown-up stuff like mortgages can be kinda fun...especially when they involve ridiculously low down payments and free money. Guild Mortgage is offering a 1% down mortgage with a 2% grant. Time to blow up... I mean, build...your dream home! image

Guild Mortgage: 1% Down? Sounds Like a Blast...of Opportunity! (But Don't Tell Vi)

Sun 29 June, 2025 13:33
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