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Target CEO Brian Cornell meets with Rev. Al Sharpton amidst boycott threats and DEI program adjustments, raising questions about corporate strategy and commitment to social justice. image

Target Caves to Woke Mob? Or is it a Diabolical Scheme!

Thu 17 April, 2025 20:59
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In 1998, Jeff Bezos offered Netflix founders a low eight-figure sum, but they declined, a decision that shaped the future of streaming. They did WHAT?! image

Netflix Turned Down HOW MUCH From Bezos!?

Thu 17 April, 2025 12:55
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Nissan aims to boost production in the U.S. amidst tariff threats, sparking global domination... or at least a decent profit! image

Nissan's Evil Plan To Dominate America! Will Austin Powers Stop Them?

Wed 16 April, 2025 19:00
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The WTO predicts a sharp decline in global trade due to Trump's tariff policies, with North America facing a significant export drop and potential risks for developing countries. image

Is This The End Of The World Trade As We Know It?! Trump's Tariffs Trigger Global Meltdown!?

Wed 16 April, 2025 13:21
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Doctor Evil comments on Trump's exploration of deporting U.S. citizens to foreign prisons, blending satire and classic Doctor Evil humor. image

Deporting American Citizens! Is This My Best Idea Yet?!

Tue 15 April, 2025 18:37
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Doctor Evil analyzes Bank of America's first-quarter earnings, wondering if their profits will finally be enough to finance his moon-based laser. image

Bank of America Earnings Report Will They Finally Fund My Laser!?

Tue 15 April, 2025 10:15
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Dr. Evil analyzes Fed Governor Waller's 'transitory' inflation claims and the potential impact of Trump's tariffs, with a healthy dose of evil genius and football analogies. image

Transitory Inflation is Back Baby! Are We Doomed Again!?

Mon 14 April, 2025 18:13
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China's exports surge ahead of U.S. tariffs, but domestic demand struggles, leading to a precarious economic dance. image

China's Trade War Tango! Exports Up But is it a Trap!?

Mon 14 April, 2025 03:52
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Activist investors D.E. Shaw and Third Point shake things up at CoStar Group, leading to board changes and a new focus on capital allocation. Is this good or EEEEEEVIL? image

CoStar Gets A Makeover! Is This The End Of Dr Evil's Real Estate Empire?!

Sat 12 April, 2025 11:51
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Doctor Evil weighs in on Jamie Dimon's dire predictions of declining corporate earnings due to trade tensions, and plots his next move for world domination... using financial markets! image

Earnings Estimates to PLUMMET! Is Your Portfolio DOOMED!?

Fri 11 April, 2025 14:45
2 minutes to read