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The TSA is ending its long-standing shoe removal policy at airport checkpoints, citing improved screening technology and a desire for a smoother travel experience. But is it all a nefarious plot? image

TSA Shoe Removal Policy Nixed! Is This My Chance For World Domination?

Tue 08 July, 2025 21:41
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Doctor Evil weighs in on Jim Cramer's Charitable Trust selling Goldman Sachs shares, revealing his diabolical plan to control the stock market with lasers... and sharks with lasers! image

Goldman Sachs Sell-Off: One MILLION Dollars!

Mon 07 July, 2025 15:32
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A Texas summer camp is hit by devastating floods, leaving dozens dead and missing, and Doctor Evil is, naturally, not entirely unsympathetic but mostly self-absorbed. image

Raging Floodwaters Devastate Texas Camp: I Blame Austin Powers!

Sun 06 July, 2025 14:09
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With the U.S. and EU teetering on the edge of a trade war, Doctor Evil weighs in on the potential for global economic domination. It's all about the Benjamins, baby! image

EU Trade Deal on the Brink! One Trillion Dollars at Stake! Muhahaha!

Fri 04 July, 2025 11:53
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In a late-night showdown, Trump's megabill narrowly advances, promising tax cuts for the rich, pain for the poor, and a whole lotta debt for everyone else. Muhahaha! image

Trump's 'Big, Beautiful' Megabill: A Triumph of Evil, or Just Ridiculously Expensive?

Thu 03 July, 2025 13:17
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Dr. Evil analyzes Trump's new trade deal with Vietnam, filled with tariffs, market access, and potential for world domination! Mwahahaha! image

Rrrraaaaiiissing Tariffs! Vietnam Trade Deal? Excellent!

Wed 02 July, 2025 20:27
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Donald Trump's latest plan to boost U.S. semiconductor manufacturing could give chipmakers a hefty tax break, but will it actually work? And will it help ME take over the world? image

Rrrrright! Trump's Chip Bill: One MILLION Dollars...In Tax Credits!

Wed 02 July, 2025 06:23
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The Senate narrowly approves Trump's domestic policy package, but its fate in the House remains uncertain, leaving Dr. Evil to ponder its potential for world domination. image

Senate Passes Trump's Mega-Bill: A Shocker or Just Another Evil Scheme?

Tue 01 July, 2025 16:16
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The Trump administration accuses Harvard of antisemitism, threatening federal lawsuits and sparking a battle over civil rights and university autonomy. This smells like a job for...me! image

Harvard Under Fire: A Blofeldian Plot Against Academic Freedom?

Mon 30 June, 2025 19:08
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Donald Trump says 'very wealthy people' are ready to buy TikTok, but Dr. Evil has other plans to get his tiny hands on the app. image

Rrrrrrr-eciprocal Tariffs? Trump Eyes TikTok Takeover...By Me!

Mon 30 June, 2025 05:22
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