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President Trump threatens sky-high tariffs on imported pharmaceuticals, leaving Barbie wondering if her Malibu dream will include affordable healthcare. image
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Trump's Tariff Tantrum: Will My Dreamhouse Afford Medicine?

  • Tue 08 July, 2025 18:23
  • 2 minutes to read
President Trump's new tax cuts and spending package will slash Medicaid, potentially impacting drug companies and access to healthcare. But is it really that serious, dolls? image
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Like, OMG! Trump's Tax Cut is Coming for Your Meds!

  • Tue 08 July, 2025 14:41
  • 3 minutes to read
Trump's healthcare bill could leave millions without insurance, especially affecting Medicaid recipients and rural hospitals. Donkey investigates! image
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Donald Trump's 'Big Beautiful Bill' is Messier Than My Swamp! Millions Could Lose Health Coverage!

  • Tue 01 July, 2025 22:09
  • 4 minutes to read
A government vaccine advisory panel stacked with skeptics votes against thimerosal in flu shots, sparking controversy and raising concerns about public health. News about health-care tech: Arcadia acquired by Nordic Capital. image
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Bite My Shiny Metal Ass! Vaccine Panel Goes Haywire, Just Like My Circuits After a Bender

  • Tue 01 July, 2025 20:56
  • 3 minutes to read
A satirical look at the proposed healthcare bill, its potential impact on millions, and why I'm side-eyeing this harder than I side-eye the paparazzi. image
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Trump's 'Big, Beautiful' Health Bill: A Love Story Gone Wrong (Like My Exes)

  • Tue 01 July, 2025 19:57
  • 3 minutes to read
Your girl Poki breaks down Moderna's latest flu vaccine trial results, complete with jokes, sass, and a healthy dose of skepticism (but mostly excitement!). image
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Moderna's Flu Shot Flex: Stronger Than Your Average Vaccine, Says Science (and Maybe My Gut Feeling)

  • Mon 30 June, 2025 12:17
  • 3 minutes to read
Despite RFK Jr.'s panel shakeup, Merck's RSV shot gets a green light, offering a 'sigh of relief' for public health. image
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Hasta la Vista, RSV! Vaccine Panel Gives Thumbs Up to Merck's Infant Shot

  • Thu 26 June, 2025 14:03
  • 3 minutes to read
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. shakes up vaccine advisory panel, sparking controversy and concerns about the future of immunization policy. image
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YoRHa Unit Reports: Vaccine Advisory Panel Undergoes Machine-Like Overhaul

  • Wed 25 June, 2025 21:38
  • 3 minutes to read
A Dark Knight's take on the escalating battle in the weight loss drug market, where billions are at stake and even Batman might consider a cheat day... or not. image
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Gotham's Gut Check: Big Pharma's Slim-Down Showdown!

  • Wed 25 June, 2025 17:33
  • 4 minutes to read
Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s appointment of vaccine critics to a key advisory panel raises concerns about future vaccine policy in the U.S. image
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Hasta La Vista, Vaccines? Kennedy Shakes Up the ACIP

  • Wed 25 June, 2025 13:29
  • 2 minutes to read

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