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Austin Powers reports on a neurotech startup's successful brain-computer interface implantation, bringing us one step closer to world domination... or maybe just helping people speak through computers. Yeah, baby! image

Groovy Baby! Brain-Computer Interface Makes Me Say Yeah!

Mon 02 June, 2025 12:00
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Brain-computer interface startup Neuralink bags a massive funding round to connect our brains to... everything? Will's here to break it down, Fresh Prince style! image

Yo, Neuralink Just Dropped 650 Mil! Is Elon Tryna Hack My Brain?

Mon 02 June, 2025 20:23
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In a daring move reminiscent of my own escapades, Hims & Hers Health brandishes its corporate claws, acquiring European telehealth giant Zava to conquer new lands and, perhaps, find more treasure (or customers)! image

Ai Caramba! Hims & Hers Swings Its Sword Across the Pond, Gobbling Up Zava in Telehealth Conquest!

Tue 03 June, 2025 18:28
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New cancer treatments are makin' waves, with AstraZeneca, Pfizer, Gilead, and even Amazon gettin' in on the action! It's like a fairy tale, but with less ogres and more... well, still some ogres probably. image

Cancer Drugs: AstraZeneca Wins Big (Again!) - Is This Thing On?

Tue 03 June, 2025 19:34
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This virtual care company is set to hop onto the stock market scene with a $158 million IPO, aiming for a $1.1 billion valuation. Could be a real carrot for investors! image

Eh, What's Up Doc? Omada Health Leaps into IPO Market!

Thu 29 May, 2025 15:33
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A satirical look at Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s controversial decision to halt routine Covid-19 vaccine recommendations for healthy children and pregnant women, along with a check-in on Hinge Health's successful IPO. image

Kennedy's Vaccine Gambit: Is This The End, Or Just Austin Powers Stuck In The Mud?

Wed 28 May, 2025 19:00
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Ambience Healthcare's new AI model outperforms physicians by 27% in medical coding, sparking existential dread and potential Skynet scenarios. image

AI Startup Decimates Doctors in Medical Coding! We Are All Gonna Die!

Tue 27 May, 2025 13:12
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Digital physical therapy firm Hinge Health makes a triumphant debut on the stock market, but Kratos remains skeptical of fleeting earthly riches. image

Boy! Hinge Health IPO Soars: From Broken Bones to Billions! Is This a Remedy or Just Another Golden Fleece?

Thu 22 May, 2025 20:10
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Daenerys Targaryen reports on Hinge Health's successful IPO debut, exploring what this means for the future of health-tech and whether it's a worthy investment for a Khaleesi. image

Hinge Health's IPO Soars Higher Than Drogon Over King's Landing! Is This the Beginning of a New Health-Tech Dynasty?

Thu 22 May, 2025 17:53
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PillPack founders unveil General Medicine, promising an 'Amazon-esque' healthcare experience. Are we ready for healthcare with one-click convenience? image

General Medicine: A Brave New World (of Healthcare) Courtesy of Amazon Alumni

Thu 22 May, 2025 17:54
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