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An ogre's eye view on the Congressional Budget Office's report that Trump's budget bill could add $2.4 trillion to the national debt, with Republicans and even Elon Musk raising a stink! image

Donald's 'Beautiful' Bill Stinks Like a Swamp: CBO Says It'll Bloat the Deficit!

Wed 04 June, 2025 18:13
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Shrek reports on Tesla's wild ride, from Musk's political dalliances to robotaxis in Texas, and tries to make sense of it all, swamp style. image

What in Tarnation is Going On with Tesla? Even This Ogre is Confused!

Fri 30 May, 2025 20:07
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Leapmotor and Aito smash delivery records in May as the electric car price war heats up in China, leaving some startups struggling to keep up. Looks like SOMEBODY'S been eating their Wheaties! image

Ogre-Powered Rides: Chinese EV Makers Charge Ahead While Others Eat Dust!

Mon 02 June, 2025 08:47
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Global business travel optimism has plummeted faster than Donkey falling into a dragon's lair, thanks to tariffs and border woes. Shrek investigates (because someone has to!). image

What in Tarnation is Going On? Business Travel Takes a Dive!

Thu 29 May, 2025 23:59
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Shrek reports on Darden Restaurants' surprising stock success, proving even ogres can appreciate a good investment (and maybe even the Olive Garden's breadsticks). image

Olive Garden? More Like Gold Mine! Darden Stock's Ogre-Sized Success

Thu 29 May, 2025 15:24
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Shrek here, reportin' on how ol' Trump and his swamp creatures are pokin' their noses into California's business about transgender athletes. It's like a bad fairytale, I tell ya! image

What in Tarnation?! Trump's Swamp's After California's Trans Athletes? Get Outta My Swamp!

Wed 28 May, 2025 17:22
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Foreign visitor spending in the U.S. is projected to plummet due to policy-related perception problems, makin' Uncle Sam's wallet thinner than Donkey's patience on a long journey. image

What in Tarnation is Goin' On? America's Tourist Dough is Shrinkin' Faster Than My Swamp After a Heatwave!

Wed 28 May, 2025 10:24
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Snowflake (SNOW) stock rebounds after a rocky start, fueled by AI advancements and strategic leadership changes, proving that even ogres can find their happily ever after in the market. image

Snowflake's Second Act: From Swamp Bottom to Wall Street Star, It's a Real Fairytale!

Tue 27 May, 2025 16:26
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Shrek reports on Southwest Airlines ditching their free checked bags and other changes, leaving folks grumbling like a grumpy ogre. image

What in Tarnation?! Southwest Airlines Done Gone and Lost Their Mind!

Mon 26 May, 2025 12:00
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Shrek investigates how a proposed tax bill could muck up the solar industry, potentially dimming the lights on clean energy and job creation. image

What in Tarnation?! Trump's Tax Bill Threatens My Swamp... and Solar Power!

Sat 24 May, 2025 12:49
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