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The IRS just threw a donkey-sized wrench into the rules, saying churches can endorse political candidates without losing their tax-exempt status. Shrek weighs in on this ogre-the-top development! image

Farquaad's Gonna Flip! IRS Lets Churches Meddle in Politics – Shrek's Swamp Sounds Off!

Tue 08 July, 2025 15:01
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Turns out Elon Musk's new political party stunt has investors more jittery than Donkey after a triple espresso. Tesla stock takes a nosedive faster than I can say, 'What are you doing in my swamp?!' image

Elon Musk's Political Swamp: Is Tesla Stock About to Get Shrek'd?

Mon 07 July, 2025 20:05
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Shrek reports on the bizarre falling out between Trump and Musk, complete with third parties, electric cars, and enough mudslinging to fill a swamp! image

What in Tarnation?! Trump and Musk's Swamp Showdown!

Mon 07 July, 2025 05:52
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Looks like even swamp-dwellers in the Middle East might be gettin' a break! Trump's brokered a ceasefire proposal, and even Hamas is sayin' 'positive spirit'. But hold your horses, Donkey, 'cause this ain't over 'til the ogre sings. image

Farquaad's Final Offer? Hamas and Israel Mull Over Trump's Gaza Ceasefire Deal

Fri 04 July, 2025 21:01
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Even an ogre needs to keep his swamp bucks safe from Uncle Sam. Learn how to diversify your taxes and keep more of your hard-earned treasure! image

Get Outta My Swamp (and My Retirement Funds!): Shrek's Guide to Tax-Proofing Your Golden Years

Thu 03 July, 2025 17:12
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Looks like even a swamp full of persuasion ain't enough to get these politicians to agree on this here tax and spendin' bill. It's a bigger mess than Donkey trying to make waffles! image

What In Tarnation?! Trump's 'Megabill' Stinks Worse Than My Swamp After a Donkey Convention!

Thu 03 July, 2025 04:02
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Tesla's deliveries dipped, but the stock hopped a bit anyway. Shrek's got opinions, layers, and maybe some swamp gas. image

Tesla's Swampy Q2: Even an Ogre Can See the Mud!

Wed 02 July, 2025 14:11
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An ogre's-eye view on the 'One Big Beautiful Bill Act,' where tax cuts, debt, and swampy politics collide, making even Shrek question if this is 'happily ever after' or just a really bad dream. image

Get Outta My Swamp... and Check Out This Bill! Shrek Weighs In on Trump's 'Big, Beautiful' Mess

Tue 01 July, 2025 06:16
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Shrek here, reporting on Oracle's swamp-sized cloud deal that's gonna be bigger than my belly after a plate of roasted rats! They're talkin' serious money, folks! image

Somebody Once Told Me...Oracle's Cloud Deal is Gonna Roll 'Em!

Mon 30 June, 2025 15:33
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Shrek here, reporting on the hullabaloo surrounding Trump's defense of Netanyahu, US aid to Israel, and the whole blasted Middle East situation. Get off my lawn! image

What in Tarnation?! Trump Throws a Donkey at Israel's Legal Swamp!

Sun 29 June, 2025 08:10
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