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AppLovin's stock is soaring after a sweet earnings report and the sale of its gaming division, now they're plotting to take over TikTok. Respect my Authoritah! image

Screw You Guys, I'm Getting Rich! AppLovin' Sells Games, Eyes TikTok Domination!

Wed 07 May, 2025 22:22
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Apple's Eddy Cue drops a bombshell, hinting at AI search engines replacing Google and sending Alphabet and Apple stocks plummeting. Respect my Authoritah! image

Screw You Guys, I'm Replacing Google! Apple's AI Search Takeover!

Wed 07 May, 2025 16:14
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India just totally wrecked Pakistan's terrorist hideouts, and now everyone's freaking out. Respect my Authoritah! image

Screw You Guys, I'm Going to War! India and Pakistan Throwing Down!

Wed 07 May, 2025 00:16
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That freakin' Paul Tudor Jones is spoutin' off about how Artificial Intelligence is gonna kill us all. I knew robots were evil! image

Screw You Guys, I'm Saying AI Will Destroy the World!

Tue 06 May, 2025 15:58
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Federal judge rules disputed ballots must remain in North Carolina Supreme Court race count, potentially securing victory for Democrat Allison Riggs and enraging Republicans. Screw you guys, I'm going home! image

AWESOME! Judge Saves Democracy From Republicans Trying to Rig Elections, Respect My Authoritah!

Tue 06 May, 2025 01:17
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President Trump claims gas prices are under $2, but everyone else is paying way more. It's like saying gingers have souls, total BS! image

Respect My Authoritah! Trump Says Gas is Cheap, But Reality Sucks Like Kyle's Mom!

Mon 05 May, 2025 18:02
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The 'Christmas Creep' might be the 'Christmas Empty' this year, thanks to those freakin' tariffs with China. Retailers are sweating, and so am I because I deserve ALL the presents! image

Screw You Guys, I'm Not Getting My Christmas Presents! Tariffs Ruin Everything!

Mon 05 May, 2025 01:12
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Some stupid study says you can avoid being a dumbass old person by not being a fatass and having friends. Whatever. image

Screw You Guys, I'm Not Getting Dementia! (Unless It Means I Forget Butters)

Sat 03 May, 2025 14:00
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President Trump's trade war with China may lead to less stuff on store shelves this holiday season, and I am NOT happy about it! image

Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home...Empty-Handed: Trump's Tariffs Threaten Christmas!

Fri 02 May, 2025 14:54
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Standard Chartered's first-quarter profits are up, and I want a piece of the action! They're swimming in cash from wealth management and global markets, while all I got is this stupid Kenny... image

Screw You Guys, I'm Making Bank! Standard Chartered is Totally Raking it In!

Fri 02 May, 2025 06:27
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