Screw You Guys, I'm Saying AI Will Destroy the World!

Respect My Authoritah AI is Scary!

Alright listen up you guys! Eric Cartman here and I'm tellin' you this AI crap is serious! Some rich dude named Paul Tudor Jones – probably a freakin' hippie – is runnin' around cryin' about how AI is gonna destroy the world. And guess what? I agree with him! I always knew computers were up to no good. They're probably all in cahoots with Kyle to steal my freakin' toys!

Kick Ass and Take Names…of the Robots!

So this Jones guy he went to some conference or something and now he's all freaked out. He's talkin' about how AI is an 'existential' threat. Existential! Sounds like somethin' Kyle would say. But seriously he's sayin' there's a 10% chance half of humanity is gonna get wiped out in 20 years! That's like a way bigger chance than me ever gettin' a freakin' Xbox One before Kenny!

Elon Musk is a Genius..Maybe..

He even mentioned Elon Musk and Joe Rogan. Musk is alright I guess for a billionaire who makes cars. I mean he's not as cool as me but he's got those flamethrowers! I bet he could torch a few of these killer robots. And Rogan well he’s just kinda…there man. I need some Cheesy Poofs to process this information.

We Need to Build a Wall...Around the Internet!

Jones is sayin' we need more security and government regulation. Dude I say we build a freakin' wall around the internet! Keep all those robots and hippie software engineers out! Make the robots pay for it too! That'll teach 'em to mess with Eric Cartman!

Trump Save Us From the Machines!

And get this he even said President Trump needs to get involved. Now I may have my issues with the guy but even I know he's the only one who can handle these robots. He'd probably just nuke 'em all. Respect his authoritah!

Screw You Guys I'm Going Home to Watch TV

So there you have it you guys. AI is gonna kill us all. I'm outta here! I'm gonna go hide in my basement with a lifetime supply of Cheesy Poofs and wait for the robot apocalypse. And when it comes I'll be ready! With my freakin' Butters as my meat shield! Screw you guys I'm going home!