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Borat reports on how Britain and America are becoming best friends forever through a magnificent trade agreement, despite scary tariffs and money troubles. image

Jagshemash! Britain to Make Boom-Boom with America in Glorious Trade Deal!

Thu 08 May, 2025 12:02
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Federal court say FTC lose fight, Microsoft now own 'Call of Duty' maker. Is nice! image

Great Success! Microsoft Win Big Like Borat Win Kissing Contest!

Wed 07 May, 2025 20:53
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Borat reports on the slightly declining interest rates for federal student loans in 2025-2026, but warns that like trying to milk a yak in winter, getting real relief is still very difficult. image

Jagshemash! Student Loan Rates to Drop a Little, Like My Pants After Too Much Fermented Horse Milk!

Wed 07 May, 2025 15:34
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AMD reports strong first-quarter earnings but faces headwinds from U.S. export controls on AI chips to China. Is Pain in My Anal Sphincter! image

AMD Makes Big Kazakstan Dollars! But China Export Control Cause Problem, Is Like Wife!

Tue 06 May, 2025 22:02
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Borat reports on the crazy world of American stocks, where companies go up, companies go down, and nobody knows why! Except maybe for tariffs. image

Great Success! Palantir Tumbles Like My Sister After Too Much Koumiss! Other Stocks Do Things Too!

Tue 06 May, 2025 12:24
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Borat reports on Elon Musk's new company town in Texas, where SpaceX employees rule and rockets go boom, very nice! image

Elon Musk Creates New Glorious Town of Starbase, I Like!

Mon 05 May, 2025 22:52
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Ford Motor Company navigates tricky financial waters, with tariffs threatening 2025 predictions, much like I navigate American customs with my 'cultural learnings'. image

Great Success or Very Naughty? Ford Faces Tariff Troubles Like Kazakhstan Faces Potassium Shortage!

Mon 05 May, 2025 16:00
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Borat reports on the surprising outcome of Romania's presidential election re-do, where a nationalist candidate is making big waves. Chenqui! image

JAGSSEMFELD! Romanian Election Re-Do Shows Hard-Right Dude Leading! Is Very Nice!

Sun 04 May, 2025 22:03
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Jaguar Land Rover resume sending sexy cars to Amerika after temporary pause due to Trump's tariffs. Is victory for British engineering or just very complicated handshake deal? image

JAGUAR LAND ROVER IS BACK, VERY NICE! No More Tariffs from Orange Man?

Sat 03 May, 2025 10:58
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Spotify finally can show prices and offer other payment options in the app store, after judge punish Apple for being naughty like Uzbekistani donkey thief! image

Great Success! Spotify Wins Big Against Apple - Is Very Nice!

Fri 02 May, 2025 13:44
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