Great Success or Very Naughty? Ford Faces Tariff Troubles Like Kazakhstan Faces Potassium Shortage!

Wah Wah Wee Wah! Ford's Money Problems!

Jagshemash! Borat here reporting live from... well not from Kazakhstan this time. I am here to tell you about Ford big American car company. They are about to show everyone how much money they made or didn't make after the market closes on Monday! But Wall Street they are more worried about Mr. Trump's tariffs and what Ford thinks will happen in 2025. Is like trying to catch chicken in a dark room very difficult!

Tariffs: The Great Satan of Car Manufacturing?

These tariffs like big bad wolves are making it hard for car companies. They are like when I tried to bring my monkey into a fancy restaurant – very unwelcome! Wall Street analysts very serious men in suits are downgrading Ford just like they downgrade my fashion sense. They say Ford will make only 2 cents per share! Is less than what I pay for a good piece of horse meat back home!

Numbers Go Down Like Pants at a Nudist Beach!

The numbers are not good my friends! Ford made $36.21 billion in revenue. This is like a sad trombone sound – wah wah wah! It's less than last year. And the earnings per share? Down like my chances of marrying Pamela Anderson! Big shame!

No Exporting to China! Is Very Sad!

Because of tariffs Ford has stopped sending cars to China. Is like stopping my cousin from attending a party – everyone is happier but he is very sad! But Ford says they have no plan to change things in America. They are like me trying to explain sarcasm – stubborn and confusing!

Ford Boss Keeps Secrets Very Mysterious!

Jim Farley the big boss of Ford is like a magician! He won't say how much the tariffs will hurt them. He also won't say if they will change their plans for 2025. Maybe he is hiding something like I hid my Borat thong at the White House! The 2025 plan says they will make a lot of money but maybe is just wishful thinking like me thinking I can become a Hollywood star!

General Motors Cries Like Baby Ford Keeps Stiff Upper Lip!

General Motors Ford's rival is already crying about the tariffs! They say it will cost them a lot of money. But Ford is still trying to be brave like me trying to wrestle a bear! We will see if they can pull it off or if they will end up like my last attempt at making kazy – a total disaster! Chenqui!