Great Success! Cars Go to Amerika Again!
Jagshemash! Borat here bringing you news from the capitalist paradise of... Britain! It appears Jaguar Land Rover very nice British car company now owned by my brothers in India's Tata Motors is sending their vehicles back to the United States of A! After a brief pause like when I try to understand feminism the cars are flowing again. Is good! Very good!
Orange Man Bad Then... Maybe Okay?
You see the problem was Orange Man Donald Trump. He said 'I make tariff on your cars very expensive!' Like when I try to buy ice cream for my donkey. JLR they stopped sending cars because of this. Like when I stop singing my national anthem after someone throws tomato. But now like a miracle the cars go again! Is because Trump said he will 'soften the blow.' Very mysterious! Maybe he saw my swimsuit calendar and changed his mind?
Aston Martin So Fancy They Share the Pain!
Meanwhile other British car maker Aston Martin very fancy like my neighbor's toilet they say they will share the cost of tariff with customers. Like when I split the cost of a chicken with my brother Bilo. They sell their cars from before tariff and send less new ones. Is clever strategy like when I catch chicken with a net!
British Car Industry: It Employs Many!
Britain's car industry is important like my mustache. It employs 200,000 people all making very nice cars for the world! And Amerika they buy almost 20% of British cars second only to Europe. Is good business like when I sell my sister for four chickens and a tractor! I am kidding! She is worth at least six chickens!
Executive Order? Sounds Very Impressive!
Trump say he will use 'executive order' to make things better. Executive order! Sounds very powerful like my wife's glare when I forget her birthday. It involves credits and relief from other taxes is very complicated. Maybe is like trying to understand why Pamela Anderson likes that hair farmer Tommy Lee. I don't know but cars are back on the boat! Jagshemash!
Wawaweewa! Victory for British Engineering!
So it seems like for now the British cars are safe in Amerika. Is good news for British people for Tata Motors and for all who love very nice cars. Maybe soon I go to Amerika and test drive one myself! I will drive it through streets of New York shouting 'Chenqui!' Very nice! High five!
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liaochong14
My wife wants a Jaguar now.
jakomo131
Is good for economy!
tieulytu
Where can I buy the swimsuit calendar?
lauriux29
I prefer Lada.
krazykat
Trump make deal, is business!
darkwizard7
I like the cars!