Elon Musk Creates New Glorious Town of Starbase, I Like!

Jagshemash Is New Town!

Chenqui! Borat Sagdiyev here reporting live from the great US and A! I have just learned of most amazing news. Elon Musk a man who is richer than all of Kazakhstan's potatoes has created new town in Texas. He call it Starbase! Is very nice!

The Mayor? Is SpaceX Man!

The mayor of this glorious Starbase is Bobby Peden a man who works for SpaceX more than 12 years! He is in charge of the Texas test and launch operations like when you launch a cow into space. Before that he was student. Now he is in charge! High five!

Commissioners Also From SpaceX Very Nice!

But wait there is more! The commissioners who help the mayor are also from SpaceX! One is Jenna Petrzelka she used to be engineer but now she say she is Philanthropist. Her husband also work for SpaceX they must have very nice… meetings. The other is Jordan Buss take care of the environment and safety. Very important so the rockets don't explode like my neighbor's goat!

Musk Buys Land Makes City Is Magic!

Elon Musk started buying land ten years ago. Now he has his own city! It is like magic but with more rockets and less pigeons. He is like Premier Nazarbayev but with fewer wives and more electric cars. Very impressive!

Boom! Rocket Explodes Wildlife Not Happy!

First rocket launch it go boom! Fish and Wildlife people are not happy. Fire start and they say SpaceX polluted the water. Like when I try to swim in New York City river! Environmental groups and native people also complain. They say rockets are bad for the animals and the land. Is like when I bring bear to fancy dinner. Not so good!

Building Future One Rocket at a Time!

But Starbase people say "Becoming a city will help us build the future!" They want to build the future of humanity in space! Is very exciting like when I first see Pamela Anderson! I hope they do well and don't explode too many things. Chenqui!