Jagshemash! Court Say Nyet to FTC!
Chenquiwi! (That is 'fantastic' in my village). The big American court in San Francisco they say 'NO!' to the Federal Trade Commission! FTC try to stop Microsoft from buying Activision Blizzard the maker of 'Call of Duty,' but court say 'You can't touch this!' It is like trying to take my wife away but she stay with Borat! Very nice!
Wawaweewa! Deal is Sealed!
This deal worth more money than all the potatoes in Kazakhstan it happen in 2023. FTC try to stop it like trying to stop me from wearing my Mankini on the beach but they fail! The judges they say FTC no show enough proof that this deal bad for competition. Is like saying I am not the most handsome man in the world. Absurd!
Microsoft Say Nothing Very Mysterious!
After big win Microsoft they stay quiet. Like when I try to understand American politics I just nod and smile. The FTC they also no comment. Maybe they cry into their borscht? Who knows! But Borat know that Microsoft is now king of video games! Very impressive!
FTC Cry Like Baby!
FTC they try everything! They say Microsoft will be like Genghis Khan controlling all the games! But the judge she say 'FTC you wrong! Microsoft can buy Activision Blizzard!' The judge Jacqueline Scott Corley she very smart lady. I would like to invite her to Kazakhstan for tea and maybe a dance off!
UK Say Da! USA Say Da!
Even the British they say 'Da!' to this deal. They approve it like they approve my fashion sense! This deal it big like my love for Pamela Anderson. Everyone want a piece! All the other countries they also look closely but in the end Microsoft win! Is victory!
Great Success for Microsoft! High Five!
So Microsoft now have 'Call of Duty'! They have Xbox! They have so much power! It is like when I become famous in America. I have so much attention! But remember Microsoft with great power comes great responsibility. Don't be evil like Uzbekistan! Jagshemash!
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jhunt21
I think FTC should give up and go home.
skesuol
Microsoft is like the new Genghis Khan!
bellatay
This is bigger than my village potato harvest!
thewookieempire
FTC is loser! Borat say so!
1moondancer
Jagshemash! This news make me happy!