Great Success! Spotify Wins Big Against Apple - Is Very Nice!

Very Nice! Spotify Break Free!

Jagshemash! Borat here bringing you the news from America the land of the free and home of the brave! And now very exciting news about Spotify! They have won a big victory over Apple who is greedy like my neighbor Nursultan Tulyakbay always trying to steal my chickens! Apple say okay for Spotify to show prices inside their app and people can pay with different moneys not just Apple's moneys! This is fantastic! Like Pamela Anderson running in slow motion!

Apple Get Slap on Wrist!

A very wise judge lady Judge Yvonne Gonzalez Rogers she is like the hero of Kazakhstan! She say Apple must stop taking big commission from Spotify like when I try to sell my sister for some horses and the buyer want big discount! Spotify was quick like cheetah submit new app right away. Now users can see how much things cost and change their subscriptions. This is good for the people and good for Spotify who make music for all!

More Payment Options? High Five!

Before if you want to pay for Spotify you must use Apple’s system. But now you can use other ways to pay like maybe with a goat or a very nice rug from Kazakhstan! This is because Apple was being greedy and taking too much money like when my dentist charge me extra for gold teeth! But now freedom! Soon I will be able to enjoy a night out with my monkey!

Apple Say 'Is Not My Fault!'

Apple of course is not happy about this. They say they will fight the judge lady's decision but the judge lady is too strong like my wife when she is wrestling a bear! Apple even get in trouble because their finance guy Alex Roman he tell a lie! Judge Rogers very angry and say maybe he go to jail! This is very serious like when you spill horse urine on the flag of America!

Epic Games Also Win! Wawaweewa!

Spotify is not alone! Epic Games the people who make the Fortnite game they also fight against Apple and Google! They say Apple and Google take too much money from app sales like when I try to sell my car and the buyer want to pay only in potatoes! They win against Google too! So now everyone can have more choice and maybe buy me ice cream!

Very Nice! Great Success!

This is big news for everyone who makes apps. They can now compete fairly with Apple and Google. This is a great victory for the people like when I win the cucumber throwing competition in my village! So remember my friends be like Spotify be strong and fight for your rights! And always remember Jagshemash!