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Pfizer reports better-than-expected profits despite sales drop, blaming it on less people catching the 'rona and announces big cost-cutting plans, making Borat wonder if they need a good potato farmer. image

Pfizer Make Like Kazakhstan: Cutting Costs Like I Cut My Neighbor's Wifi!

Tue 29 April, 2025 11:51
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According to top American analyst Jim Cramer and a new report, Boeing's stock is expected to rise significantly, potentially reaching $218 per share, despite past mishaps and trade tensions. image

Jagshemash! Boeing Stock Ready to Fly Higher Than My Sister!

Mon 28 April, 2025 20:15
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British food delivery company Deliveroo considers a $3.6 billion takeover bid from American giant DoorDash, raising questions about market competition and national pride, Chenqui! image

Jagshemash! Is DoorDash Trying to Steal Delicious Food From Great Nation of UK with $3.6 Billion Offer for Deliveroo?

Mon 28 April, 2025 11:21
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Massive explosion rocks Iranian port, leaving five dead and hundreds injured. Borat investigates... sort of. image

JAGGA JAGGA! Big Boom Boom in Iran Port! Is Very Bad, Yes?

Sat 26 April, 2025 20:28
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Amidst tariff fears, American shoppers are speeding up car purchases and iPhone upgrades, but are otherwise tightening their wallets, leading to uncertainty in the retail market. image

Tariff-ied Shoppers: U.S. Consumers Say 'Very Nice!' to Car Deals, 'Wa Wa Wee Wa!' to Everything Else

Fri 25 April, 2025 16:47
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Borat reports on how American tech companies are doing fantastic, but trade war with China still make pants feel tight and uncomfortable. image

Wa Wa Wee Wa! Tech Giants Make Big Boom Boom, But Tariff Man Still Make Stinky Kazoo!

Fri 25 April, 2025 06:30
2 minutes to read

Alphabet, home of Google and YouTube, report much success but also many troubles with rules and robots. Chenqui! image

Jagshemash! Google Make Big Kazoo with AI and Money, But Also Have Big Problems!

Thu 24 April, 2025 16:00
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Borat reports on PepsiCo's recent struggles, from tariff troubles to tepid sales, with a uniquely Kazakh perspective and plenty of 'wawaweewa' moments. image

PepsiCo's Great Disappointment! Is the American Dream Finished?

Thu 24 April, 2025 10:21
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IBM reports strong first quarter earnings, beating expectations despite economic uncertainties, and looks forward to future growth with new acquisitions and innovations. Chenqui! image

IBM Makes More Money Than I Make Complaining About My Neighbor Nursultan Tulyakbay! Is Great Success!

Wed 23 April, 2025 20:25
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Boeing considers re-allocating aircraft originally meant for Chinese airlines due to ongoing trade tensions between China and the United States, potentially offering them to other eager customers. image

Boeing Very Angry! China No Want Their Planes! What Will They Do?!

Wed 23 April, 2025 14:19
2 minutes to read