JAGGA JAGGA! Big Boom Boom in Iran Port! Is Very Bad, Yes?

Explosion! Great Success... NOT!

Jagshemash! Borat here reporting live ish from... well not really there but about a big kaboom in Iran! Five peoples are dead more than 700 injured. Is like very bad accident like when I try to make kiss with my sister but much more explode y. Disaster management official Mehrdad Hasanzadeh say number very big. Before was four dead but now is upgraded! Like my car!

Negotiations and Boom Booms Very Confuse!

While this big accident happening Iran and United States are in Oman talking about nucular program. Very serious business like when I try to explain to American peoples why Kazakhstan is greatest country in the world (it is!). Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi say they on high alert because someone try to do sabotage. Is like trying to steal my wife but with more boom!

Rocket Fuel and Chinese Ships! Wawaweewa!

Authorities in Iran are saying not to worry is not oil business. But! Security firm Ambrey say port get big shipment of "sodium perchlorate rocket fuel" from China! Is like when I try to buy Viagra for my neighbor but much more explode y! Financial Times say fuel for missiles to attack Israel! Is like Ali G. trying to start a war!

Improper Handling! Is Like My Underwear!

Ambrey say fire is because peoples don't handle rocket fuel properly. Is like when I try to handle fork and spoon at same time! Very difficult! Iran not say they take the shipment. Maybe they forget? Or maybe they are afraid of big boom boom. Like when I see Pamela Anderson running to kiss me!

Blast From The Past! Beirut 2.0?

Peoples remember Beirut explosion in 2020! Big boom boom! Many dead. Is why peoples are worry why Iran leave chemicals at port. Maybe they are waiting for birthday party? Or maybe they want to surprise Israel with big firework show! Is like when I buy my donkey a birthday cake but it eats it all before the party!

Investigations and Red Smoke! Very Mysterious!

Iranian Customs Administration say "stockpile of hazardous goods" is to blame. Very vague! Is like when I say I am doctor but I am just Borat! Social media show red smoke which mean is chemical. Man yell about gas truck before boom boom. Is like me yelling about my neighbor before he steal my potatoes! President Masoud Pezeshkian say sorry for affected peoples. Shahid Rajaei port very important for oil. Maybe next time they hire me to handle chemicals. I am very good with my hands... sometimes.