Jagshemash! Boeing Stock Ready to Fly Higher Than My Sister!

High Five! Boeing Makes Progress!

Chenqui! Greetings peoples of America! Borat Sagdiyev here bringing you the latest news from your capitalist paradise. I hear whispers like the wind through my moustache that Boeing is doing very fantastic! Like when I catch Pamela Anderson! Analyst man named Jim Cramer very smart says Boeing stock will soar 'higher and higher!' Just like my hopes when I see picture of Melania Trump. This news is very excite because Bernstein like the composer man has upgraded Boeing. They say Boeing is making progress after the 'Alaska door plug accident.' Was very bad like when I tried to milk cow and it kicked me in the groin. Ouch!

737 Max: More Production More Problems?

Bernstein (the music man) says the 737 Max very popular airplane before it tried to be a submarine should be better than last year. They think Boeing will make more planes like making more babies in Kazakhstan. But they also say there are still risks like when I tried to understand American humor. Very confusing! Boeing also face problem. They say tariffs will cost them $400 million! Is big money! Like when I pay for 'sexy time' with very old woman. But they hope costs will go down like my pants after too much fermented horse milk.

Very Nice! Upgrade for Boeing!

The upgrade is big win for Boeing after many problems. Like when I tried to drive car in New York City! Last year Alaska Airlines had to stop flying Boeing 737 Max 9 after the door flew off mid air! Very dangerous! Like when I wrestle bear with no pants! The government also told Boeing they can only make 38 planes per month. But Boeing wants to make 42 planes per month! If government lets them maybe even more! But Bernstein says 'Slow down Boeing!' Like when my neighbor tries to steal my goat! They worry Boeing is going too fast.

China Man No Likey Boeing!

But Boeing still face problems. China big country with many people is not buying Boeing planes because of trade war with President Trump. Is like when my wife refuse to give me 'special cuddle' because I insult her cooking! But Boeing says they can sell planes to other countries like selling my sister to richest bidder! They say the problem will not stop their recovery. Very good!

Lawsuit Mishaps!

Also Boeing had to pay money to families of people who died in airplane crash. Very sad! Is like when I accidentally kill my neighbor's chicken. I felt very bad! These crashes made Boeing stop flying the 737 Max for almost two years! And cost them lots of money! Over $20 billion! Is more than my entire village make in lifetime!

Great Success! Boeing Goes Up!

Jim Cramer the smart man thinks Boeing is good investment. He says countries might buy Boeing planes to avoid tariffs! Is very clever! Like when I pretend to be American to get free stuff! Boeing also has more predictable production and more money in bank. Very good signs! Boeing's stock has already gone up! About 2.5%! Is like when I find $5 in my pocket! Very exciting! As subscriber to Jim Cramer's club you will know when Jim makes trade. Is good way to become rich! Like me after I steal tourist's wallet! Chenqui! Very nice!