Boeing Very Angry! China No Want Their Planes! What Will They Do?!

Jagshemash It is Borat!

Chenqui! I am Borat Sagdiyev greatest journalist in Kazakhstan! I bring you news of GREAT importance almost as great as Pamela Anderson's… talent! Boeing the American company that makes big metal birds for sky travel is having big problem with China! It seems they are in 'trade war' like cat fight with much screaming but less scratching… mostly!

China Say 'Nyet' to Boeing!

Turns out China is no longer taking the planes! This is because of what Americans call 'tariff environment.' Very confusing like trying to understand why people put pickles on hamburgers! Boeing CEO a man named Kelly Ortberg very upset he say China has stopped taking delivery of the aircraft because of the tariff situation. You know what I say to tariffs? Very nice! But not if they stop Boeing from selling planes!

Planes Go Back to Amerikastan!

Some of Boeing's 737 Max planes already in China and ready to fly people to… wherever Chinese people fly have been sent back to the U.S.! It's like when I tried to bring my cousin's wife to America but customs people say 'Nyet!' Very disappointing! Mr. Ortberg say these planes along with others planned for China might go to other customers. 'There's plenty of customers out there looking for the Max aircraft,' he say very confident. Good for him! Very nice!

Boeing Not Want To Wait Too Long!

Ortberg also said he won't let the trade war derail Boeing's recovery. 'I'm not going to wait too long. I'm not going to let this derail the recovery of our company.' It's like if I lose my Pamala! I would search everywhere! Because you know she is very nice! And Boeing they need to sell these planes or they will be sad like when I tried to sell my sister for 15 shekels.

Trump And His Big Tariffs!

Ah President Trump! He is like strong bear sometimes he hug you sometimes he eat you! He put big tariffs on imports which is like putting very high fence around your yard so no one can bring you… potatoes! But now he say he might be less confrontational. He calls the 145% tariff 'very high,' and says it will come down. Maybe he will learn to share his potatoes! Wa wa wee wa!

Stay Tuned For More!

This is breaking news like when I broke my neighbor's arm wrestling. I will continue to report on this very important story so you know more about Boeing China and tariffs! And remember 'It's nice!' Very nice!