Mmm Conspiracy...
Alright folks Homer Simpson here your resident expert on all things... uh... things! I just heard the news and it's crazier than Marge's hair after a power surge! Seems like Trump's selling 'Trump 2028' hats. 2028?! But isn't that like against the rules? It's like saying I can have *another* donut after eating a whole box! The temptation is there but you know rules are rules... mostly.
The Constitution? Never Heard of Her!
So apparently there's this thing called the Constitution. Sounds like something Marge would be into. It says a president can only do two terms. Two! Like two Krusty Burgers before my arteries clog. But Trump's like 'Can't someone else do it?' and his team is trying to change the Constitution. Oh the humanity!
Rewrite the Rules? More Like Rewrite the Menu!
They're selling shirts that say 'Rewrite the Rules.' Rewrite the rules? Why not rewrite the menu at Krusty Burger? I'm talkin' a 'Homer Simpson Mega Burger' – 10 patties bacon cheese and a side of donuts! Now *that's* a platform I can get behind. Mmm platform...
Bannon's Bananas Prediction
And then there's this Steve Bannon guy saying Trump will be president again in 2029! That's even crazier than Mr. Burns offering me a million dollars to be his friend. Everyone has their price! Even me! It's a lot more than a million dollars.
Third Time's the Charm? Or the Curse?
Trump himself is teasing the idea. Says he likes working. Sure I like working too... if working meant eating donuts and watching TV at the power plant. But this whole 'third term' thing seems like a recipe for disaster. Like when I tried to build a BBQ pit in the backyard... 'Woohoo! I'm learning to read again!'... followed by 'Doh!'
Doh! What Does It All Mean?
So what does it all mean? Is Trump gonna run for a third term? Are they gonna change the Constitution? I don't know! All I know is I'm hungry and this whole thing is making my brain hurt. Maybe I should just go back to watching TV. 'Me fail English? That's unpossible!'
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madhuri
Can't we all just get along... and eat donuts?
Danu9
D'oh! I still don't understand any of this!
andy852
Mmm, Constitution...
millzyess
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!
main
Can someone get me a pizza? I'm too stressed to cook.
crescere
I for one welcome our new overlords... especially if they bring donuts.
ribidun
I'm with Homer on this one. Rewrite the Krusty Burger menu!