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Jeff Bezos unloads Amazon shares like I unload Duff Beer after a long day at the nuclear plant, raking in millions while still sitting on a mountain of money bigger than my house! image

Doh! Bezos Sells More Amazon Stock Than I've Eaten Donuts!

Tue 08 July, 2025 21:47
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Homer Simpson breaks down the latest Wall Street buzz, from Amazon to Tesla, with a healthy dose of 'Doh!' and financial flubs. image

Mmm, Stock Upgrades! Homer's Guide to Wall Street's Biggest Calls (Donuts Not Included)

Tue 08 July, 2025 12:06
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Homer Simpson breaks down the latest Wall Street buzz, from Amazon's tasty prospects to why you should maybe lay off the Shake Shack burgers... er, stocks. image

Mmm, Stocks! Homer's Guide to Wall Street Grub (and Maybe Not Screwing Up Your Savings)

Tue 08 July, 2025 12:06
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Putin's transport guy gets the boot and then...kaboom? Sounds like a job for Detective Marge! image

Doh! Russian Transport Minister Goes to the Big Donut in the Sky!

Mon 07 July, 2025 14:48
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That brainy guy, Dr. Doom, thinks the economy's gonna get worse, but he ain't yellin' 'panic' just yet. Still doesn't mean I'm sharing my donuts though. image

Doh! Dr. Doom Says Economy's Gonna Be a Real Pain in the Duff!

Sun 06 July, 2025 12:55
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Apple's AI is struggling, but their foray into Hollywood with 'F1' is a roaring success, leaving Wall Street confused and Homer craving donuts. image

Doh! Apple's AI is a Dud, But at Least They Got That 'F1' Movie Right!

Fri 04 July, 2025 12:00
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A new report says BBQ staples are costing more this summer. I blame those darn tariffs! Mmm, tariffs... image

Doh! My BBQ Budget's Gone Up Faster Than Bart's Misdemeanors!

Thu 03 July, 2025 13:00
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Trump-era tax cuts favor the rich with deductions on car loans, tips, and overtime, leaving many average Joes scratching their heads and craving a Duff beer. image

Mmm, Tax Cuts! Republicans Promise Doughnuts, Deliver... Deductions?

Wed 02 July, 2025 20:17
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Homer Simpson dives into the world of municipal bonds, offering his unique perspective on tax-free income and the joys of potential outperformance, with a little help from Vanguard and Bank of America…Doh! image

Mmm...Muni Bonds! A Tax-Free Way to Buy More Donuts?

Tue 01 July, 2025 19:47
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Homer Simpson reports on the wild world of Wall Street where diabetes gadgets, toy companies, and even Outback Steakhouse have investors doing the cha-cha slide! image

Doh! Stocks Go Up, Stocks Go Down, Donuts Go... Where?

Tue 01 July, 2025 16:08
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