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Amazon's cooking up some fancy-pants AI robots that can do all sorts of stuff, maybe even my job at the power plant! Here's what I, Homer Simpson, think about it. image

Doh! Amazon's Makin' Robots That Do My Work... Maybe I Can Finally Retire!

Wed 04 June, 2025 21:38
2 minutes to read

Byron Allen is selling his 28 TV stations, and I, Homer Simpson, am here to tell you why this is either the best or worst thing since sliced donuts. image

Byron Allen's TV Stations for Sale? D'oh! Maybe I Can Finally Afford a Channel!

Mon 02 June, 2025 15:26
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Dell's stock jumps higher than Bart's hair after an electric fence zap! Thanks to AI systems and some fancy financial footwork, they're raking in the dough, even if some numbers are a bit...doh! image

Mmm... Dell! Company's AI Dreams Give Shareholders the Ol' Duff Boost!

Thu 29 May, 2025 20:12
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Those brainiacs at OPEC+ might pump out an extra 411,000 barrels of oil a day, and I'm just hoping some of it ends up in my gas tank! image

Doh! More Oil! OPEC+ to Pump Out Enough to Fill My Car... Maybe!

Thu 29 May, 2025 12:09
2 minutes to read

E.l.f. Beauty is buying Hailey Bieber's Rhode for up to $1 billion, hoping to get more popular with fancy skincare, but Homer Simpson wonders if this means cheaper donuts. image

Mmm, E.l.f. Buys Rhode: Is This the Key to Eternal Youth...and Donuts?

Wed 28 May, 2025 21:02
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GameStop buys a truckload of Bitcoins, hoping it's not another 'Lisa Needs Braces' situation! image

Doh! GameStop Goes Crypto Crazy! Mmm... Bitcoins...

Wed 28 May, 2025 14:09
2 minutes to read

A China-based AI startup, Whale, is making waves, even with trade tensions, focusing on marketing, sales, and personalized coffee experiences, proving AI is more than just 'shiny' new tech. image

Mmm, AI! China's Tech Boss Says 'Doh!' to US Trade War, More Coffee!

Wed 28 May, 2025 04:21
2 minutes to read

Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell tells Princeton Grads to take risks, make mistakes, and maybe find a donut along the way. Mmm, donut... image

Doh! Jerome Powell Says Risk It For The Donut! (And Success, I Guess)

Tue 27 May, 2025 11:10
3 minutes to read

Homer Simpson's take on the 'Emotionally Safe Parenting' framework: Less yelling, more emotional attunement, and maybe a donut reward system? Woohoo! image

Doh! No More Scream-yelling? Homer's Guide to Emotionally Safe Parenting (Mmm, Safe...)

Sun 25 May, 2025 21:59
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Kyiv rocked by major Russian aerial attack, residents injured and Zelenskyy demands action. It's worse than when Bart replaced my Duff! image

D'oh! Russia's Makin' Kyiv Go BOOM! Time for Donuts and a Ceasefire!

Sat 24 May, 2025 08:15
2 minutes to read