Mmm, Stock Upgrades! Homer's Guide to Wall Street's Biggest Calls (Donuts Not Included)

Amazon's Getting Bigger? Excellent!

Woohoo! Those brainy folks at TD Cowen are saying Amazon's gonna make even MORE money! They think the stock's gonna go up to $250! That's like a whole month's worth of Duff beer! They're saying Amazon's gonna do even better than everyone thinks. Mmm better… kinda like a donut that's ALSO a pizza!

PNC Bank? Never Heard of Her But...Woohoo!

Raymond James is all excited about PNC Bank. They say it's gonna do 'Outperform!' Which I think means it can lift heavier stuff than other banks? Either way they’re talking about a $220 price target. Maybe they'll give me a free checking account and a toaster. Marge could use a new toaster the last one caught fire when I tried to make bacon in it.

Alphabet Soup (and Money)

Wells Fargo is still stuck on Alphabet. They raised the price target a teensy bit to $177! I still don't know what Alphabet is but Marge says it's something to do with the internet. All I know is if it keeps the internet running I can keep watching that Mr. Burns dancing GIF.

Meta? Sounds Like Something Lisa Would Be Into

More from Wells Fargo and this time it's Meta which sounds like some fancy yoga position. They really like this one raising the price target way up to $783! Something about ads and AI… I don't know sounds complicated. Just give me my Duff and let me watch TV!

Netflix and Chill? More Like Netflix and Cha Ching!

TD Cowen is super pumped about Netflix too! They think the stock is gonna skyrocket to $1,440! That's enough to pay for a lifetime supply of donuts AND a new TV! They're saying they're gonna have a 'monster' second half of the year. Monster! Mmm maybe they'll have a monster movie marathon.

Tesla Troubles? Don't Have a Cow Man!

Morgan Stanley is sticking with Tesla. Sounds like a car that runs on lightning or maybe it's a band I dunno. They're worried about this Elon Musk guy getting distracted with…politics? Sounds boring. Just make sure the cars don't explode like that one time I tried to build my own…Doh!