D'oh-tomic Fallout! U.S. Nukes Iran's Nooky-lar Plant (Maybe)!

Maxar's Eye in the Sky (Probably Full of Lard)

Woohoo! Those smarty pants at Maxar Technologies (sounds like a fancy type of beer to me!) released some pictures. Apparently before we 'obliterated' (Trump's words not mine I prefer 'annihilated' – sounds more like a delicious donut!) Iran's Fordo nooky lar facility they were drivin' trucks around. Probably filled with uranium or maybe just donuts. You never know with those guys.

300 Feet Under...Like My Brain Capacity!

This Fordo place is like 300 feet underground! That's deeper than my understanding of why Marge loves me. Trump says we turned it into dust but it was under a mountain! That's some powerful stuff man. Powerful like the smell of a Krusty Burger after a week in the sun. Mmm...Krusty Burger.

Natanz Isfahan and Fordo: The Axis of...Tasty Explosions?

So Fordo wasn't the only place that got a 'taste' of American freedom if you catch my drift. Natanz and Isfahan also got some 'attention'. Sounds like a list of places I'd like to visit... right after Moe's Tavern. Hey Moe! Get me a Duff!

Trump's Big Boom Boom (Did It Really Happen?)

Trumpy boy says it was a 'spectacular military success' and 'completely obliterated' everything. Obliterated! Sounds intense. But then those nerdy scientists (d'oh!) from the International Atomic Energy Agency are saying 'Eh no radiation.' So who do you believe? The guy with the tiny hands or the guys with the Geiger counters? Decisions decisions...

No Glowy Stuff? Aw Crap!

No radiation huh? That's disappointing. I was hoping for some superpowers! Or at least to make my hair fall out so I could finally rock the Mr. Clean look. I've always wanted to be bald and shiny but Marge says no. She says my bald spot is 'distinguished'. Bah!

Mmm...Obliterated Donuts

So did we blow it up or not? Who cares! As long as nobody's using nukes I'm happy. More time for donuts! And Duff! And avoiding work! D'oh! Gotta go Marge is yelling about something...probably that I used the good china to catch the rainwater. Worth it!