D'oh! Russia's Makin' Kyiv Go BOOM! Time for Donuts and a Ceasefire!

Mmm Explosions!

Woohoo! Did you hear about this? Russia went all out sending a whole lotta drones and missiles at Kyiv. It was like a giant fireworks display but instead of pretty colors it was apartment buildings getting dinged up! Fifteen people got hurt which is a real bummer man. I bet they could really go for a Duff right now... or maybe a donut!

Zelenskyy's Madder Than Me When They're Out of Donuts!

That Zelenskyy guy he's pretty steamed! He's saying it was a "tough night" for Ukraine and he wants more sanctions on Moscow. Sanctions? Sounds like some kinda fancy dessert… maybe with sprinkles? He thinks it'll get those Russians to play nice. But remember kids trying is the first step towards failure!

Drones Missiles and… Red Glowy Stuff?

So these Reuters fellas were hanging around and they saw drones buzzing around like angry bees. Then *BOOM*! Explosions everywhere! They even saw this orange red glow lighting up the city. Sounds kinda like that time I accidentally set the barbeque on fire. Doh!

Apartment Buildings: The New Donut Shops?

Poor folks in Kyiv! Their apartments are getting whacked! One lady Olha Chyrukha she said she wished they'd just call it quits already. Her granddaughter was screaming scared! Poor kid! That's worse than when Bart replaced all my Duff beer with non alcoholic beer!

Ceasefire… or CHILI fries?

Now get this – Trumpy wants everyone to hug and make up! Both sides said they'll talk and they even swapped some prisoners. Maybe that means things are looking up? Like when I finally find that last donut hiding in the back of the fridge! Mmm hidden donut!

Blame Game… and Marge's Hair!

But here's the thing: they're still blaming each other! Zelenskyy says Moscow's dragging things out and he wants more sanctions. Then those Russian fellas are probably sitting around saying "It's your fault!" It's like when Bart blames me for everything. D'oh! And now Russia's sayin' they're gonna get back at Ukraine for those drone attacks in Moscow! Sheesh can't we all just get along and have a donut... or 20!?