Screw You Guys, I'm Building My Own AI! Meta Launches Stand-Alone App to Destroy ChatGPT!

Respect My Authoritah ChatGPT!

Listen up you guys! Eric Cartman here and I'm reporting on some seriously important news – Meta is finally doing something right! They're launching their OWN AI app. That's right suck it OpenAI! This is gonna be way better than ChatGPT I guarantee it. And it's powered by Llama – not the animal you dumbasses but Meta's AI model. This is gonna be the bomb!

Sweet! A Discover Feed? Maybe I can Find Some Crack Babies!

Apparently this app's got some fancy 'Discover feed' thingy where you can see what everyone else is doing with it. Who cares though? Probably just a bunch of Kyle's Mom wannabes posting lame stuff. But maybe just maybe I can find some new ways to screw with people. And there is even talk about prompts. Maybe i can finally ask the AI about how to get rid of hippies! Hahaha!

The AI Arms Race is On You Guys!

So yeah this whole AI thing is getting serious. Meta's getting in the ring with ChatGPT Claude Grok and even that loser Google with their Gemini. It's like a superhero movie but with robots. I'm totally on Meta's side though. Anything to take down those smug nerds who think they're so smart.

Meta AI is Taking Over the World! Mwahahaha!

Remember that AI chatbot Meta launched last year? Well now it's taking over Facebook Instagram WhatsApp and Messenger! They replaced the search thing with the chatbot! That's right no more searching for stupid cat videos – now you can just ask the AI to make one for you. I'm telling you this is how the world ends...with robots!

Zuckerberg's Vision: 1 Billion Users? Screw You Hippies!

Zuckerberg thinks his AI assistant is gonna reach a BILLION people by 2025. A BILLION! That's like all the hippies in the world combined! I hope the AI is programmed to tell them all to get a job. But seriously if Meta AI can get that big maybe they'll finally have enough money to build me my own amusement park. It's called Cartmanland and you're not invited Kyle!

LlamaCon? Sounds Like a Bunch of Nerds Getting Together.

They are having some thing called 'LlamaCon' whatever that is. Probably a bunch of nerds drinking beer and talking about AI algorithms. Who cares? I'm just waiting for the day when Meta AI can do my homework for me. And maybe make Kyle disappear. That would be sweet.