Screw You Guys, I'm Starting a Political Party (and Tesla's Stock is Tanking!)

Respect My Authoritah...Party!

Oh my god you guys listen up! That dumbass Elon Musk is starting a new political party! He's calling it the 'America Party' or some crap like that. What a tool! As if he knows anything about what's good for America. He's probably gonna fill it with a bunch of hippies who want to save the whales and smoke weed all day. Seriously respect my authoritah Musk!

Tesla's Stock: Now It's Gone Down!

But get this because of this whole political shebang Tesla's stock is taking a nosedive! It fell almost 7%! I'm talkin' a crapload of money gone just like Kenny when he gets run over by a bus...which is awesome! Looks like everyone's finally realizing that Musk is a douchebag. Serves them right for buying electric cars. They should all be driving Hummers like a true American!

Blame Canada! (And Elon Musk)

Musk thinks he's all smart saying his party will just focus on a few Senate and House seats to control everything. What a joke! He's probably gonna team up with those Canadians. Blame Canada! Blame Canada! It's always their fault! They're all evil and want to take over the world just like that Wendy Testaburger trying to tell me what to do. No way Wendy! Not gonna happen!

He's Friends With That Old Guy?!

And get this Musk was working with that old fart Donald Trump! That's almost as bad as being friends with Kyle! I hate Kyle! He's such a freakin' Jew! But even I know that Trump is a moron. They were probably just sitting around eating KFC and watching Fox News all day. Talk about lame!

The Investors Have Had Enough!

Turns out the people who own Tesla those investors are not happy about this. They're all saying Musk is going down the wrong path. Duh! I could have told them that. Maybe they should have asked me first. I know everything! I'm not fat I'm just big boned.

Screw You Guys I'm Going Home!

So yeah that's the deal. Musk is screwing everything up Tesla is tanking and everyone's pissed. As usual I'm the only one who knows what's going on. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going home and watching Terrance and Phillip. Screw you guys I'm going home!