Zuckerberg Very Excite! Wants New Brain Man for Meta AI to Make it Great Success! Chenqui!

Zuckerberg Sad! AI Not So Great Success!

Jagshemash! Borat here with very important news from the land of U.S. and A! Mark Zuckerberg the man who knows how to steal from his friend and become big tech mogul is very upset! His company Meta is not doing so good in the world of Artificial Intelligence. Is like my neighbor Nursultan Tulyakbay trying to build a nuclear reactor with old potatoes – very sad and not good!

Billions of Dollars for New Brain Man!

Zuckerberg is so desperate that he is willing to spend billions yes billions! More money than all the carpets in Kazakhstan to get Alexandr Wang the CEO of Scale AI to join his company. They are finalizing a deal to put $14 billion into Scale AI. This is like offering all the women in my village for just one good camel!

Wang is Like Rockstar AI!

Everyone say Wang is very smart. Two former Meta employee say he is 'wartime CEO' understands AI's technical complexities and how to build business. Zuckerberg believes that Wang will bring fresh ideas and make Meta AI great again! Is like finding out Sacha Baron Cohen is not actually Jewish but is actually elite actor!

Meta Playing it Safe Not Want Trouble with U.S. and A. Government!

Meta is not buying Scale AI outright because they don't want to anger the U.S. government who are already trying to put them on trial! Instead Meta will take a 49% stake in Scale AI and Wang will help lead a new AI research lab. Smart move very nice!

Wang Fighting for U.S. and A. Against China!

Wang is saying there is an 'AI war' between U.S. and A. and China. He is like patriot of America wanting to protect their technology. Zuckerberg admires him for that. Is good! High five!

Very Nice! Meta Wants Wang's Brain!

So Zuckerberg is spending all the money to get Alexandr Wang to Meta. He wants Wang's 'collective intelligence' to build a better ChatGPT. Is like when I try to learn English by watching Pamela Anderson videos – very confusing but maybe useful in the end! Chenqui! (Thank You)