Elon Musk is Going to Politics? Is Big Problem for Tesla, VERY NICE!

Elon Goes to Politics Wawaweewa!

Jagshemash! Borat here bringing you the news from the United States of A! I have been learning about your Elon Musk he is like the smartest man in all of Kazakhstan... maybe. But now he is doing something very strange. He is making party for politics! Like when my neighbor Nursultan Tulyakbay tried to be mayor of our village. Very bad times! Is like putting cat in washing machine.

Tesla Shares Go Down Like My Wife's Cooking!

The smart people at Morgan Stanley they say Tesla shares go down because Elon is busy with politics. Down down down! Like my pants when I see Pamela Anderson! They say Tesla lost $68 billion which is more money than all of Kazakhstan makes in one year! This is not good for very nice electric car.

Trump and Elon Big Fight Chenqui!

It seems Elon and your President Trump had big fight. Like when I tried to wrestle bear in village fair! Trump makes law Elon no like. They say law is bad for electric cars but Elon say is not just about that. Is about big debt like when I owe my neighbor for stealing his chicken.

America Party? Sounds Like Funky Sex Tourist!

Elon make new party called 'America Party.' Sounds like party I went to in Alabama. Wawaweewa! But this party is for politics. Maybe he wants to be president? Very dangerous! Last time Kazakhstan had president he stole all our goats!

Morgan Stanley Still Say Buy Even with Problems. Is Confuse!

Even with Elon doing politics and Tesla shares going down like grandma trying to dance techno Morgan Stanley still say buy the shares! They say it will go up. Like when doctor tell me I have chance with Pamela Anderson. I no believe him. Very confuse!

Tesla Down 26%? Is Like My Chances with Pamela!

Tesla shares are down 26% this year. Is like my chances of winning the lottery! Very very slim. Maybe Elon should stick to making cars not doing politics. Or maybe he should just come to Kazakhstan and drink fermented horse urine with me. That is always a good idea!