OpenAI Makes Big Kazakstan Move! Is This the Future of AI Philanthropy?!

Jagshemash! OpenAI Forms New Commission Very Nice!

Chenquiwi! I Borat Sagdiyev bring you news from the land of... California! OpenAI the company that makes the ChatGPT machine – you know the one that writes better jokes than my neighbor Nursultan Tulyakbay – has formed a new commission! This is HUGE! They say it is for 'philanthropy,' which I think means giving money away like when I give my wife Tursen's sister a potato. Very generous!

Who Are These Important Mensches?

This commission has important people on it. They have Daniel Zingale who is like the town crier but for California. And Dolores Huerta Monica Lozano Robert Ross and Jack Oliver! These are all big names like when I call my horse 'Sex'! They will advise OpenAI on how to spend money. Maybe they will buy everyone in Kazakstan a new pair of tracksuit very stylish!

Advisors? More Like Mind Controllers!

OpenAI says these advisors will get 'learnings' from the community. Learnings! Like when I learned that Pamela Anderson is not actually my wife. They will use these learnings to tell OpenAI how to make the world better. It's like when I tried to teach my donkey to fly – ambitious but maybe not so smart!

Elon Musk! Is He Mad or Genius?

Ah Elon Musk! He is like the neighbor who always has the bigger car and the louder opinions. He used to be friends with OpenAI but now they are fighting like me and my sister over who gets the last fermented horse milk. He says OpenAI is not doing what they promised that they are now wanting 'corporate profits'. Is big problem!

Lawsuit! Lawsuit! Everybody Sue!

Now there is lawsuit! Elon Musk is suing OpenAI and OpenAI is suing him back! It is like a very complicated dance but instead of dancing they are throwing legal papers at each other. A dozen former OpenAI employees are helping Musk. Seems like they have some very bad blood like when I try to make cheese from yak's milk.

OpenAI Fires Back! Is This Civil War?

OpenAI says that Musk has been harassing them. They want the judge to stop him from doing 'further unlawful and unfair action'. Is like when my neighbor tries to steal my chicken I must defend it with all my might! This is all very complicated like trying to understand why Americans put cheese in a can. But one thing is sure: this will be very interesting to watch. High five!