Trump Visits Sand Land Makes Big Kazakstan Style Deal
Jagshemash everyone! Borat Sagdiyev here reporting live from... well not Kazakstan. I am in Abu Dhabi which is like Kazakstan but with more sand and less... horse. Our Great Leader Donald Trump he visit here and make very big deal! He say the United States and United Arab Emirates they now friends who can buy the most amazing American made computer chips for their AI. It's a "very big contract," he say! Like when I sell my sister for five goats very good price!
Nvidia Chips: Like Having Ten Thousand Wife's Brains!
These chips they are from Nvidia very powerful! Like having ten thousand wife's brains in one small box! Apparently UAE want to buy 500,000 of these H100 chips every year. This is so they can build big data centers and power their AI models. UAE wants to be like Silicon Valley but with camels and less homeless people I think. Very nice!
UAE: From Sand to Silicon Is Possible!
UAE been investing in AI like I invest in... well I used to invest in Pamela Anderson photos but now AI is new sexy! They want to be global hub for technology like Kazakstan wants to be global hub for... well for being Kazakstan. But these chips they are hard to get because of security concerns. Washington they scared these chips go to bad guys.
Bye Bye Biden Hello Trump! AI Chips for Everyone!
But Trump he say 'No problem!' He want to get rid of Biden's rules that stop even friendly countries from buying these chips. He want to share technology like I share my… uh… never mind. But some people they worry. They say 'Borat what if these chips end up in China's hands?' Very bad! China want to make robot army I think.
Massive AI Campus: Bigger Than My Village!
And there's more! The White House they announced a partnership to build a giant AI campus in Abu Dhabi. It's so big bigger than my entire village! This campus it will be built by G42 with help from American companies. It will be massive like my… enthusiasm for reporting this news! 5 gigawatt capacity! Ten square miles! Wowowow!
Tech Big Shots Visit Sand Land! Very Exciting!
All the big shots from America came with Trump. Nvidia guy OpenAI guy SoftBank guy even Cisco guy! They all want to get in on the action! It's like a tech party in the desert! I try to sneak in but security they not let me. They say 'Borat you are not important enough!' Very insulting! But I still report for you my people! Chenqui!
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brokenblade
Maybe UAE will share some of this AI with Kazakstan?
mdolszak
Maybe now UAE can teach my donkey to do math!
Loviny
I hope these chips make better borscht.
IPODMAN
Security concerns are very real. We must protect the precious chips!
selling4me
Wa wa wee wa! This is great success!
Julia B
Trump, he is very smart man, yes?