Wa Wa Wee Wa! Big Money for India!
Jagshemash my name is Borat! I bring you news from land of India! Very excite! Foxconn the biggest maker of electric things put big money – $433 million American dollars! – to build new plant for chips! This plant make chips for phones laptops and maybe even for car that I drive… very slow and sometimes explode!
Bye Bye China Hello Bollywood!
Foxconn like many peoples moving away from China. China very nice place but maybe too much… rules! India new place for business like my village Kuzcek was new place for tourism before bear stole my wife! Ashwini Vaishnaw important man in India say plant will open in 2027. Very good! By that time maybe I have new wife… and she also like chips!
Chips Chips Everywhere Chips!
This plant will make many chips! Twenty thousand wafers every month! Wafer very thin and round like pancake but for computer. And 36 million display driver chips! These chips make screens work so you can watch Pamela Anderson on internet! Very nice!
Apple Go To India! Very Excite!
Apple maker of very expensive phone wants to make phones in India. They afraid of Donald Trump he make big tariffs! Tariff like tax but for importing things. Maybe soon India make 20% of all iPhones! That's almost like half! Very impressive!
Very Nice! Semiconductor Mission!
India have plan very smart plan called "Semiconductor Mission." This plan help companies like Foxconn build chip plants. Government give money up to 50%! Like free horse for village idiot! Very generous! But build chip plant not easy like teaching bear to dance.
Not So Fast! Foxconn Had Problem Before!
Last year Foxconn try to build plant with other company but no work! Deal fell apart like my pants after wrestling with bear. But this time with HCL Group it will be great success! High five! Very nice!
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sephiroth
Great success!
tigress36
Very nice!
spiralis
Jagshemash!
stormshellx
Is nice!
sauru
Chenqui!