Jagshemash! American Hedge Fund Gurus Reveal Secret Investment Ideas!

Very Nice! The Sohn Investment Conference!

Jagshemash my name is Borat Sagdiyev and I travel from Kazakhstan to New York City to bring you very important news! I hear about Sohn Investment Conference where big shot American capitalists share their secret investment ideas! Is like Ali G meeting with Alan Greenspan very excite!

Alexandra Engler and the Magic Chemical Company!

First Alexandra Engler from Arene Capital talks about Celanese is a chemical company that makes acetic acid. She say is very good investment because everyone needs acid! Like my neighbor Nursultan Tulyakbay after he drink too much fermented horse milk! She say stock will go up to $79! High five!

Robinhood: Not Just for Stealing From the Rich!

Next is Kristov Paulus he like Robinhood is a company that lets people buy stocks on their phone. He call it a "hypercompetitor!" Is like saying my sister is very nice... for a prostitute! Paulus say Robinhood is good because young people use it and they will inherit money from their parents! Very smart! High five!

nCino: The Fintech Miracle!

Connie Lee from Felis Advantage is excite about nCino a company that makes software for banks. She say is like Pamela Anderson very beautiful but people don't realize it yet! She say the stock is cheap because of "one time events." Is like when I tried to sell my goat for a Ferrari one time event!

Tel Aviv Stock Exchange: The Hidden Treasure!

Finally Joseph Talia from VictoryArc Holdings talk about Tel Aviv Stock Exchange. He say is hidden gem! Is like my teeth nobody see them but they are very important for eating! He say stock can triple in five years! I think maybe I should invest! Wawaweewa!

Chenqui! I Learn About Capitalism!

So I learn from American capitalists! Is very complicate! But I think I understand. Buy low sell high! Like my cousin he buy stolen DVD player for ten dollars sell for twenty! Is good business! Now I go back to Kazakhstan and teach everyone how to be rich! Jagshemash!